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Noobs-R-Us
10/30/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
Hey Giz, aren't you hurting readership by not also including a best of woman stuff?

you know, include things like: tampons, douches, eyeliners, tampons...oh, sorry, I said that twice. #manstuff
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nutbastard
09/24/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
...no, YOU'RE a hypermotard!
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OMG! Ponies!
09/03/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
Do you want bacon in a can?
I do not want it Giz I Am.

Would you eat it at your desk?
Would you eat it while having sex?
I would not eat it at my desk.
I would not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.

Would you eat it with a spoon?
Would you eat it while getting poon?
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.

Would you eat it with creamed corn?
Would you eat it while watching porn?
I will not eat it with creamed corn.
I will not eat it while watching porn.
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.

Would you eat it while pwning noobz?
Would you eat it doused in lube?
I will not eat it while pwning noobz.
I will not eat it doused in lube.
I will not eat it with creamed corn.
I will not eat it while watching porn.
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.

Would you eat it with Lou Reed?
Would you eat it while smoking weed?
I will not eat it with Lou Reed.
I will not eat it while smoking weed.
I will not eat it while pwning noobz.
I will not eat it doused in lube.
I will not eat it with creamed corn.
I will not eat it while watching porn.
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.

Would you eat it at the Ritz?
Would you eat it off Madonna’s tits?
I will not eat it at the Ritz.
I will not eat it off Madonna’s tits.
I will not eat it with Lou Reed.
I will not eat it while smoking weed.
I will not eat it while pwning noobz.
I will not eat it doused in lube.
I will not eat it with creamed corn.
I will not eat it while watching porn.
I will not eat it with a spoon.
I will not eat it while getting poon.
I will not eat it at my desk
I will not eat it while having sex
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere
I do not want bacon in a can
I do not want it Giz I Am.

Would eat it while taking a shit?
Would you eat it -

Giz I Am, I swear to fucking god I’ll cut off your dick and shove it up your ass if you don’t shut that cunt you call a mouth right now.
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danger the pirate
09/03/09

@OMG! Ponies!: wow... just wow. whens the book come out?
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MxPxRobbie
09/03/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Ladies and gentlemen, this is why Ponies is a star commenter and we're not.
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Navin R Johnson
09/03/09

@MxPxRobbie: Really? I was just wishing for a thumbs down button.
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switchblade saints
09/03/09

@MxPxRobbie: uhm no. you get a star by asking everyone to add you as a friend. "friend whoring" I think that's what all the kids are calling it these days. Its the new myspace from what I can tell.

/sarcasm
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Kaiser-Machead
09/03/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Look at them there, in this comment you're dishing. They're not scared at all. They're actually bitching! They bitch without sausage, they bitch without bacon, they bitch without googlers hamdabblers and shmacon!
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
09/03/09

@OMG! Ponies!:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose bacon arrived one day in a tin bucket

He said with chagrin as he tossed out the tin
"Whoever invented this can just suck it!"
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JonThomasDesigns
08/13/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
I just ordered True Blood and i am pumped !
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ninjamurf
08/13/09

@JonThomasDesigns: You actually paid that? $16 for FOUR of them?! Hey, why not get the case for $96? All for red soda no less?
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BloggyMcBlogBlog
08/13/09

@ninjamurf: And with shipping, it comes out to be about $25. That's insane for corn syrup and water.
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guineapirate
08/13/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
Uncrate isn't man stuff. It's 007 stuff. It's like, ultra-lifestyle richman madness.

It's $16 for 4 sodas.

If there was someone who bought 1 thing featured on uncrate every month, they would probably be an asshole.
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danger the pirate
08/13/09

@guineapirate: some of it is actually just good stuff. i bought some of those glasses before i saw them on uncrate. ive also gotten a wallet and the shoes im wearing after seeing them on uncrate... i guess i am kind of an asshole...
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Nick
08/13/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
ok. how did tru blood make it on uncrate. this is a sad, sad day.
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Topsy_Elephante
08/13/09

@Nick: I love Nick: Did you click on the link? It's a soda.
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Nick
08/13/09

@Topsy_Elephante: yeah, i did.
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nutbastard
08/13/09

@Nick: I love Nick:

what? come on, it would be cool to casually bust one of these out.
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Jim Topoleski
08/06/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
That Super Goose is gorgeous. If I had the money to get a pilots license, THATS the plane I would fly, no doubt about it.
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nutbastard
07/02/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
im so glad you guys resumed doing the uncrate thing. it was neglected for while.
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FredicvsMaximvs
04/02/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
Ha ha - we might be getting a couple of the Big Ass Fans in my shop. And they aren't kidding with the name: it's like having helicopter rotors for ceiling fans!
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RedBeard
02/27/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
i would put that beard hood on in a [en.wikipedia.org]
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Curves
02/27/09

@RedBeard: No fair, you already have one!
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Curves
02/26/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
I LOVE the beard head and wish I had one to keep my nose warm when I am out in the cold and who is going to mug a lady wearing one?
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/26/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
Beard Head!!??!!

I'm pretty sure it should be called the Gonna Head, 'cuz you're gonna get a beating wearing that thing...
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/19/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
I wonder if Coke will follow Pepsi and launch Coke Retro??
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Curves
02/19/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
Why do you guys call it Man Stuff anyway? I mean, obviously, we women can be as foolish as you guys as far as gadgets go.
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Doughbelly
02/19/09

@Curves: It should be obvious from the first link. Real sugar in a soda!
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Curves
02/19/09

@Doughbelly: On the rare occasions I drink soda (usually to water down the alcohol) its the real deal. No aspertame; that shit is POISON.
Gosh being over with with you guys makes me want a rare steak and to scratch my.....oh never mind, I dont have any.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/19/09

@Curves: i guess that means you won't be getting the Balla powder then....
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Kaiser-Machead
02/12/09

In reply to Man Stuff - The Best of Uncrate
I love that CT-MF4. It has a lot of that Morgan Aero car appeal, but without the fugly Morgan Aero looks. This is very Jaguar-esque.
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