This week at Uncrate: We do our best Will Smith impression in the Muhammad Ali Robe, enjoy the simple amusement of Herman Miller Tops, and look spiffy in Hamilton 1883 Shirts. We also get the job done with the Black & Decker Ready Wrench, take a ride in the Nürburgring-built Veritas RS III, and get our order in early for a Good Shepherd Heritage Turkey. Finally, we float around - literally - on the Air Board, jam out to the built-in speakers of the AC/DC Backtracks Deluxe Edition, and stay dry in the Converse All Star Rain Boot.

This week at Uncrate: We simplify your clothes shopping with a new Uncrate section called Garb, eschew the traditional Halloween costume for The Horde T-Shirt, and take a spin in the 550hp Lexus LF-A. We also celebrate our latest fantasy win with a bottle of Casa Dragones Tequila, dig deeper into the Coen brothers' catalog with The Dude Abides, and get our caffeine fix deep in the wilderness with the Coleman Aluminum Coffee Pot. Finally, we watch time pass in complete darkness with the LUM-TEC C Series Watch, add a little kick to our sandwiches with Bacon Jam, and hit the streets in the Davy Crockett-style Clarks Originals Wallabee.

This week at Uncrate: We get ready for a Halloween viewing of Drag Me To Hell, take a ride on the 2010 Honda VFR 1200F, and get a little woody with Shwood Sunglasses. We also kick back in the Room & Board Juno Recliner, stay warm in the Aether Space Hoodie, and chow down with some help from Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix. Finally, we do our best Don Draper impression in the Brooks Brothers Mad Men Edition Suit, get a proper cut in the Collins Commander Barber Chair, and keep track of time in a whole new way with the Tag Heuer Monaco V4 Limited Edition.

This week at Uncrate: We hop aboard the 2010 Triumph Rocket III Roaster for a blood-pumping trip across town, maintain possession with the Wilson GST Leather Football, and get our kicks in Bowery John Varvatos Chuck Taylor All Star Hi-Tops. We also hide our increasingly bald heads underneath some Hard Graft Hats, monitor our Flash-like speed with the Hamilton Khaki X-Mach Watch, and cook up some cologne with the Missisipi Distiller. Finally, we hang some of our best photos on the wall thanks to CanvasPop, take care of life's boo-boos with Moustache Bandages, and spend the weekend enjoying the sights, smells, and tastes of the Maker's Mark Master Distiller Experience.

This week at Uncrate: We get some serious work done with the 2011 Ford Super Duty, give ourselves an emergency workspace escape plan with MojoArt Ejection Chairs, and keep our identities safe inside the Flipside Wallet. We also jam out to Backspacer by Pearl Jam, make our mark with Levi's Imprint 514 Jeans, and sip on a tall glass of tonic and Beefeater 24. Finally, we hit the trails like a champ on the Suzuki QuadRacer R450 Limited Edition, stay warm and toasty in the Barbour Beaufighter Jacket, and let the jerk who always takes up two spaces know how we really feel with Parking Tickets.

This week at Uncrate: We take out the trash in Vipp Waste Bins, expand our bar entertainment options with the Tavern Puzzle Collection, and add some flavor to our annual sunflower seed spitting contest with Bigs Sunflower Seeds. We also take our tailgating to the next level with the Freedom Grill FG-900, get our kicks in New Balance 574 Clips Sneakers, and light up the office with Vintage Lighter Cufflinks. Finally, we keep our food and beer cool and safe in Yeti Coolers, add a little goth bling to our wardrobe with Bamford Black Rolex Watches, and tear up the city streets aboard a Ducati Hypermotard 796.

This week at Uncrate: We beef up with the PowerBell, keep B.O. at bay with Nickel Cold Sweat Deodorant, and park the gullwinged 2010 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG in the Uncrate garage. We also spice up the neighbor's chili with Blair's Death Hot Sauce, stare with child-like wonder at the Bear vs. Tractor T-Shirt, and travel to Copenhagen for a ride on some Wrench Monkees Custom Motorcycles. Finally, we get clean, pig-style with Bacon Soap, lower our handicaps with the TaylorMade 2009 Burner Iron Set, and take a trip through sports photography history with Sports Illustrated Slide Show.

This week at Uncrate: We celebrate fall with the sturdy Seiko Orange Monster Watch, crank it up with the Fender 57 Champ Custom Amp, and wash the barnacles off with the Old Spice Deck Scrubber. We also do some training with Lineaus Medicine Balls, cram our gear into the Brothers Bray by Billy Kirk Tote Bag, and perfect our onion ring recipe with the Krups High Performance Deep Fryer. Finally, we conceal our gadgets in the Nau Cargo Pant, improve our guacamole skills with the Four-in-One Avocado Tool, and jam out to The Blueprint 3 by Jay-Z.

This week at Uncrate: After helping birth Playgrounder, the new site for awesome kids stuff, we take a spin in the surprising MINI Coupé Concept, sweep up the remnants of last night's party with the BucketVAC, and keep our stash well hidden in the Hollow Book Safes. We also hit the bricks in Chrome Shoes, stay warm in the Woolrich Tailgating Jacket, and keep an eye on the sky with the WoodStation Weather Display. Finally, we dress up our axes with Custom Guitar Straps, get lost with the John Locke Poster, make some java on the go in the Brunton Flip-N-Drip Coffee Maker, and spend the waning days of summer by the pool in The Standard Board Shorts By Quiksilver.

This week at Uncrate: We go topless with the Maserati GranCabrio, keep the course tidy and our cigars safe with the multi-purpose DivPro, and get our lulz 140 characters at a time with Twitter Wit. We also ditch the corporate logos for Rugby Make Your Own Shirts & Sweaters, kick back in the Oviedo Chaise, and jam out to Kind of Bloop. Finally, we own the greens with the Nike Method Putter, snuggle up with some snow bunnies in The North Face Twin Peaks BX Sleeping Bag, and take back our Saturday mornings with Hangover Cures.

This week at Uncrate: We put the petal to the metal in the Devon GTX, get back into shape before the warm weather ends on Livestrong Fitness Equipment, and keep our guests well lubricated with the Red Truck Winery Mini-Barrel. We also showcase our skills on Rodriguez DJ Tables, get our game back in form with the Callaway Golf X-Force Swing Trainer, and taunt nearby Packers fans in a Brett Favre Minnesota Vikings Jersey. Finally, we celebrate all things Lebowski with a viewing of The Achievers, relax ourselves the smoke-free way with Mary Jane's Relaxing Soda, and prepare for our upcoming online dominance by buying our league an Ultimate Fantasy Football Trophy.

This week at Uncrate: We take to the court in the Nike Air Max LeBron VII, give our suds a glass worthy of their taste with Spiegelau Beer Glasses, and keep our fanged friends happy with a six-pack of Tru Blood. We also relax in the oversized arms of the Hammock Bliss Triple, get a taste of the Rockies without opening a Coors with 44 Degrees North Mountain Huckleberry Vodka, and mix things up with the Twist Cocktail Shaker. Finally, we keep our cameras safe and our dignity intact with Incase DSLR Bags, go from the trail to the thoroughfare on the Honda XR650L Dual Sport Bike, and get ready for some football with Madden NFL 10.

This week at Uncrate: We hone up on one of our favorite sports with The Book of Beer Pong, draw confused looks with the Star Wars-meets-Paperboy goodness of the Chewbika T-Shirt, and paint the town red (and a bunch of other colors) with Rust-Oleum Universal Spray Paint. We also get our hustle on with the Predator Pool Table, jam out, retro-style to some Klipsch Heritage Speakers, and go island hopping aboard a Antilles Seaplanes G-21 Super Goose. Finally, we protect our lips in the most tasty manner possible with J&D's Bacon Lip Balm, play a few rounds of Ladder Golf, and sip on a few drinks out of Concrete Tumblers.

This week at Uncrate: We back our bags for a trip to beautiful Nimmo Bay, transfer our cash and cards to DB Clay Hand Printed Wallets, and take a spin in the sexy new Ferrari 458 Italia. We also keep our B.O. in check with Kiehl's Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant Cream, and celebrate facial hair for the ages with Sweet 'Stache. Finally, we amuse ourselves with the Water Blast Arcade Game, enjoy a nice mix of tonic and Tub Gin, and light up the office with Marquee Alphabet Lights.

This week at Uncrate: We get ready for serious sailing in the Helly Hansen Ocean Racing Suit, jam out to Ill Communication Remastered by Beastie Boys, and play some serious 3-on-3 with the Spalding The Beast Portable Basketball Hoop. We also dress for (mild) success in the Gap Fitted Two-Pocket Shirt, taste the ocean with Island Creek Oysters, and mix things up in the Waring Professional Bar Blender. Finally, we do our best Top Gun impression in Randolph Aviator Sunglasses, get ready for some football with the Margaritaville Portable Tailgate Grill, and tour France aboard one of the Trek Lance Armstrong Bikes of Stages.

This week at Uncrate: We kick back with a tall glass of Glenfiddich 31 Year Scotch Whisky, wash it down with some crisp agua from the Charcoal Water Pitcher, and make sure we're good to drive home afterwards with DrinkTracker. We also take our weekend role play to new heights with the Peasants & Travelers Doctor Bag, take a break from our rigorous TV watching schedule to enjoy Harvard Beats Yale 29-29, and enhance our beer-drinking experience with the Samuel Adams Boston Lager Glass. Finally, we take a ride aboard the aptly-named Sachs MadAss 125, test our pretend jousting skills in the Cardboard Tube Fighting League, and roll a few rounds at the ever-so-classy Brooklyn Bowl.

This week at Uncrate: We belly up to the bar with a Newcastle DraughtKeg, cook up some round chunks of goodness in the Meatball Grill Basket, and add a little funk to our barren walls with Frames Wallpaper. We also take a ride on the Piaggio MP3 500 Scooter, get wrapped up in American Apparel Bedding, and hit it long with the Nike SQ Dymo STR8-FIT Driver. Finally, we carry our haul home aboard the Madsen Bucket Cargo Bike, kick it in the Nike Air Zoom Hayward + 3, and feast our senses on the greatness of The Man Wall.

This week at Uncrate: We enjoy some bustin' with Ghostbusters on Blu-ray, get ourselves out of a jam with the Lifeline Ultralight Survival Kit, and crank the volume to eleven for Hombre Lobo: 12 Songs of Desire by Eels. We also wash down some freshly-grilled food with Fentimans Soda, take on Iron Mike in Fight Night: Round 4, and keep our snacks handy with the Go Plate. Finally, we go yard with the Easton 2010 Baseball Bat Lineup, take a wind-blown ride in the Lexus IS Convertible, and add some rustic flair to our wardrobe with Red Wing Iron Ranger Boots.

This week at Uncrate: We grill up a feast fit for a king on the Kalamazoo Hybrid Grill, get our boozy butts clean with Beer Soap, and add a touch of Bond to our formal attire with Ravi Ratan Casino Royale Cuff Links. We also gorge ourselves on the Harry & David International Sausage Sampler, strike a balance between casual and classy in the Generic Surplus Black Pointy Ox, and prepare ourselves for a month of football action with 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa Tickets. Finally, we quench our thirst with a drink from the BigShot, take a green ride in the BMW 335d Sedan, and start getting in shape for our summer vacation in the Adidas Marathon 80.

This week at Uncrate: We de-clutter Uncrate HQ with the BlueLounge StudioDesk, explore the outdoors in the Helly Hansen Trail Lizard, and set sail with the Remote Controlled RMS Titanic. We also fight on the side of flavor with the Tactical Grilling Kit, let our loved ones know how we really feel with The F*cking Card Collection, and enjoy the hilariousness of Eastbound & Down. Finally, we keep our stink at bay with John Varvatos Artisan, keep up with the Joneses thanks to the Indiana Leather Adventure Duffel, and jam out to the 60s-era sounds of Wait For Me by Moby.