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    Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?

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    Image of Curves Curves
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    1-Do you really want a woman addicted to you?
    (No. Cross refernce Crazy Psycho Bitch)
    2-Manhood, perfect or otherwise, can not come from a pill and is not housed in your penis. Being a man comes from having a heart, a soul, and a mind and using them to make your life better and better for those around you.
    3-Curves dont need no stinking Viagra. ;)
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/01/09

    @Swerves around the Curves: But are they really selling Penis Mightiers?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    i am glad the 50+ women working around me didn't see that. and luckily we have two monitors at work and as far as i know only the one can be viewed (i use the other one for Giz). i didn't see who posted that pic, but if i ever meet him i am gonna punchasize his face cause that is funny to me.
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    Image of ottermann killed Kenny ottermann killed Kenny
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    .....I am hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye......
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/01/09

    @ottermann: Just don't crash into uranus.
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    Image of Nabeel Nabeel
    04/01/09

    @Conficker Lite: is in ur Gizmodo, hackin ur...:

    Did you really mean it to actually say "ur anus" or am I imagining things?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/01/09

    @Nabeel: Rectum?? Damn near killed 'em!
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    Is there a tag that will like, remove the stick from the asses of those whining about the April Fools joke, because somehow their entire day/life has been ruined by it?


    Because, that stick has probably turned into a giant diamond by now, and in this recession I'm not above selling ass stick diamonds to make ends yo.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    The pretty pictures lasted longer than I expected.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    Is there a tag, like "Freeze" tag, to play with my friends outside? Really not cool and forcing me to sit inside and not be running around with my buddies. Get it.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/01/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: And thus we see by empirical example Humor 101's Rule of Threes...
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    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    Is there a tag, like the "Apple" tag, to filter out all the dull, no sense of playfulness commenters? Really not entertaining and forcing me to spend more time at reading yawnworthy comments. Get it.
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    Image of B.Waite B.Waite
    04/01/09

    @bsskv: Let me break out my trusty Humor 101 textbook.


    Yup, just as I suspected. Once is funny. More than once, not so much.


    Bad form, Giz. Bad form.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/01/09

    @B.Waite: Actually, Humor 101 says exactly not that.


    First, if you must use a particular number, the number is three. Not two. Never four. Three


    [en.wikipedia.org])


    Second, according to British bio-researchers (and, according to Google, pretty much everyone else), repetition is in fact one of the basic keys to humor.


    [www.bio-medicine.org]


    So either you took your Intro. to Humor class at The University of Bridgeport or taking it pass/fail didn't do you many favors.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    I'm lucky to have my computer facing away from the door, and away from any other prying eyes in my little clerical enclave, but a lot of people are at work and just want to view the tech blog to pass the time.


    Just the same, an article that says YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD, is not exactly SFW either. But seriously, be courteous to fellow Gizzers.


    Thanks.

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/01/09

    @Kaiser 'April Fools' Machead:


    You are correct about your fellow Gizzers, but I can't help but point out that less porn is discourteous to G -> J.

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/01/09

    @ScottRose: Right, but isn't that really why we have fleshbot and nsfw warnings and??
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/01/09

    @Conficker Lite: is in ur Gizmodo, hackin ur...: Very true. I'm neither in disagreement with you nor Mr. Machead! I simply say that Gizzers would indeed prefer no pron, or a pron-warning, whereas Jizzers would prefer porn, lots of it, and served by surprise.
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/01/09

    ^^^ It was a joke (however poorly construed and received), on this day of jokes, in other words.
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    Image of Rockopotamus Rockopotamus
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/01/09

    @mr.leman: Ahhh...tis a question that has been asked often since Mr. Gaye first put words to voice in 1971, and yet still, there is no answer.
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    Image of Ryan M. Moore Ryan M. Moore
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    ok... long time giz reader... first time I'm getting annoyed.

    Isn't there the superstition that you can only prank until 11am... anybody who 'fools' after that is a fool themself. Or is that just a Canadian thing?
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/01/09

    @Ryan M. Moore: You Canadians and your "rules". I only wake up at 10:30 AM, so I would have a hard time rousting myself to prank-level in time for your cutoff.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    Much large to thank Canada pharmacy for enhanced discretuitiveness. My wife is thanking you also for no more embarrasment!
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    posting NSFW images in SFW posts == holy shit you're a fucking asshole.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/01/09

    @nutbastard: Ya gotta give him some credit though. He did at least choose wisely.
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    Image of mat1cs is not your friend. mat1cs is not your friend.
    04/01/09

    @nutbastard: that definitely shocked me to the point of not coming back for a whole day.
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/01/09

    @mat1cs - ha ha! double entendre.: However you are still in the commentz, posting ur posts.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/01/09

    @nutbastard: @mat1cs - ha ha! double entendre.: Gentlemen, gentlemen! So she's holding a game controller, so what? I'm assuming it's just interfacing with some kind of musical game to drive those two large cymbals. What's so NSFW about banging out some tunes?
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    Image of Dad.E.O Dad.E.O
    04/01/09

    @nutbastard: ...but shit fucking and asshole are completely professional.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    04/01/09

    @nutbastard: This thread is SFW? Seriously?


    Dude. I gotta start having more conversations with my coworkers about my totally-not-thumb-coverable-manhood, thanks to Canadia!

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/01/09

    @Dad.E.O: Actually, enemas are usually used prior to shooting anal scenes to prevent the sh*t problem...
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    Image of John Mahoney John Mahoney
    04/01/09

    @nutbastard: yeah NSFW pics in comments is an immediate ban and delete. We may be fighting a work but the ban hammer is still in full operation.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    04/01/09

    @Dad.E.O:


    there's a difference between professional and SFW. I can say fuck all day at the office. but nudie pics? that shit gets people fired.


    @OCEntertainment:


    As far as "This thread is SFW? Seriously?" giz labels all NSFW posts as such because they AREN'T fucking assholes.


    @ScottRose:


    i can't undo the damage, so why not post in here? if the network watchdog cached it then i might as well enjoy it until they hand me a pink slip.


    @92BuickLeSabre:


    yes, he did choose wisely, if wisdom is required to find hot girls on the internet naked.


    but it isn't.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/01/09

    @nutbastard: *shrugs*


    I thought his first choice was particularly inspired.


    Banworthy? Of course.


    But still inspired.

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    Image of ub ub
    04/01/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Damn't where are these NSFW pics I want to see!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/01/09

    @ub: You didn't miss anything. It was just a picture of a woman holding a game controller with two large cymbals under her chin...or they may have been weather balloons, they were pretty big to be cymbals.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    I'll take them addicted to my manhood in anyway shape or form.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    And I will gave testimonial on how much it works!


    Before I wasn't virile and wife laughed while brother in law looked and pointed. was shame of entire family


    Now I'm as fit as an ox and can bang all thru the nite with pleasurable Canadians!


    I joined in, so can you dude!

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/01/09

    In reply to Question Of The Day: YOU WANT WOMEN TO GET ADDICTED TO YOUR PERFECT MANHOOD?
    Giz,


    I do not like this. Engadget is better. If I do not get constant non-joke-news of new gadgets and comments then I will not know if I should hate: Steve Jobs or Bill Gates, iPhone or Blackberry, iPod or Zune, C# or gay pirates, C++ or cartoons of gay pirates, CES or time-when-CES-is-not-in-progress..., Large LCD screens or Small Plasma Screens with Even Smaller OLED Side Screens, Bill Gates or Steve Ballmer, Penrose or Feynman, CADIE or Skynet, Conficker or Pirate Bay Infected Torrent (1 SEEDERS/31920 LEECHERS), Java or Dunkin' Donuts Coffee, Quiznos Sex Oven or Penis-Ring-Controls-Game, or Photoshop Contest or Fark Photoshop Contest, Mac Mini or MacDonalds, Family Guy or Simpsons, Star Wars or Other Star-Related shows, QQ or PEW PEW, Kitchens-that-are-not-actually-kitchens... or Coat-hooks-that-are-not-coat-hooks..., Blendable or Germans Make good Stuff, Crysis or Celeron 666Mhz, Netbook or Small Laptop, Small Laptop or Desktop that you keep on your lap for friendship, Silence or noise, Betthoven or Bach, Clowns or an entire posse of insance Clowns.


    So you see my conundrum. I don't want this April Fools to continue so that I may be told what to think. Perhaps I will sleep until 2009-04-02 00:00:00 EST and then I can think again.


    --SCott!!

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    Image of Wilson Rothman Wilson Rothman
    04/01/09

    @ScottRose: We have identified another RARE Stock Due Diligence TARGET OF INTEREST!


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    IF you do NOT already know this company… YOU NEED TO READ THIS PROFILE!


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    Image of John Mahoney John Mahoney
    04/01/09

    @ScottRose: GO TO SLEEP. Sleep. Ambien US $0.10 cents per 15mg capsule.
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    Image of mykalt45 mykalt45
    04/01/09

    @Wilson Rothman:


    Pump and Dump!

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/01/09

    @mykalt45:


    I have seen Pump and Dump I, II, and IV. I have not rented III because it was banned in the USA. Apparently they are only allowed a certain amount of dump per pump, and the ratio in III was completely disproportionate to any degree of common decency and sanity.

     Reply
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