@infmom: Men learn things in a different way. Show/tell me how to do something once and I will know it for life. Have me read a manual and I will forget it 10 seconds after I am finished. Though I do RTFM unless I can figure it out on my own. #gadgethelpline
@Psychicsword: All people have different ways of learning things (by seeing, hearing, or handling, mainly). It's just been my experience that men can't be bothered to read the directions, they think they can make it work their way. And they get mad if the tech support person mentions where the instructions are that they didn't read and should have.
Oh lordy, I wish I had a dollar for every time I had to explain to someone that they should have read their manual about where to take their laptop for repair. What part of "authorized service center" fails to impinge on the consciousness! #gadgethelpline
@natelock: They have a software system which provides the steps for them to take your through to resolve problems. Most of them are clueless without it. #gadgethelpline
@UnderLoK: That I understand, but I did find a certain bit of amusement in the fact that the folks at Microsoft tech support couldn't keep their computers running :) #gadgethelpline
@natelock: It was probably the first level guys trying to fix it... ;)
I've only contacted MS support once and it was their Exchange group. It was honestly the best support experience I have ever had, but I highly doubt that level of support exists for the desktop. #gadgethelpline
Our arrangement in content to the user's manual is overall and easily understood. We think it is reliable that it is correct that the information was offered in the manual and try hard to avoid the artificial fault, but the mistake that will unavoidably be found in printing, if causes some careless mistakes, please forgive more!
They don't give you manuals anymore. Or did you mean the book which is basically the same generic 5 pages but in 45 different languages all covering important topics such as how to turn the machine on and how to turn it off? #gadgethelpline
@OCEntertainment: Pretty much. I needed to find out what ports my new Bravia had on the back. Instead of pulling out the manual or even bothering to check behind the TV, i simply googled a diagram and got it :) #gadgethelpline
Okay, Chris - I can take the hint, I am a dumb ass that does not know how to read. It is part of who I am, and I accept that.
However, I admit to an even more monstrous level of idiocy. I cannot even locate the stupid manual on most of the tech gadgets I buy. And, another knock of my lunacy comes when I just do my best to fix it myself without reading the manual or calling anyone. Yup, I am the fountain of stupidity.
That said, my wife does not read the manual or call anyone - she just hands it to me and says "fix it". Yes sir, those chicks are smart. #gadgethelpline
If I'm paying for support on a product, it's my right to call them without reading the manual. No matter how inane the question may seem, if I'm paying someone to answer my questions, I don't think reading the manual should be a requirement.
@drsmith: That mentality is the problem. You haven't paid for the support - the company provides it because they have to, most of the time. If you're too dumb to figure it out - and too lazy and/or full of self-entitlement to read the damn manual that you DID pay for - that's not the damn company's problem. I think I speak for most intelligent males when I say: GTFO.
I called tech support once to trick them, the conversation went like this:
me: Hi, um, my computer won't turn on
Intel: Have you plugged it in?
me: Um... no, let me see if that works, I have my doubts though, prolly bugged.
Intel: uh... okay
me: hmm, yea I plugged it in, but it's not working.
Intel: have you tried the power button?
me: Uh... duh.
Intel: uh, are all the cables plugged in?
me: uh... yea, you told me to plug the power cable into the wall so I did.
Intel: Umm... I mean, are the cables plugged into the computer? Like the power cable etc?
me: Oh... I didn't know you had to plug it into the computer, which cable is it?
Intel: umm.. the thick black one, that has a 3 prong plug in on one end
me: ooooh, gotcha, lemme try that, I still have my doubts though
Intel: um... right
me: Hey! it didn't work!
Intel: Well, something could always be wrong with your computer, pull the side off and see if everything is plugged in
me: Sure thing, give me a minute.
Intel: Of course, take all the time you need
*5 minutes later*
me: um, I can't figure out how to get the side off
Intel: Right... well, how about you just send your computer in, and we'll send you a new one free of charge since something is probably wrong with it.
me: hmm.. I just hit the power button, and my computer turned on.
Intel: Great! I'm glad I helped solve the issue
me: So, just to let you know, I was just jerking you around, my computer is fine, in fact, I built it from ground up with a liancool mid tower case, with a MSI NF750-G55 mobo, phenom II processor, and dual SLI GTS-250's. To be quite honest I just wanted to see how well you guys put up with complete fucking morons.
Intel:......... *hangs up*
@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Real men, just like we real scruffy hairy men don't need no percentages to let us know that we are men, and we do what we do. #gadgethelpline
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Oh lordy, I wish I had a dollar for every time I had to explain to someone that they should have read their manual about where to take their laptop for repair. What part of "authorized service center" fails to impinge on the consciousness! #gadgethelpline
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I've only contacted MS support once and it was their Exchange group. It was honestly the best support experience I have ever had, but I highly doubt that level of support exists for the desktop. #gadgethelpline
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:from Digital Photo Frame manual #gadgethelpline
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However, I admit to an even more monstrous level of idiocy. I cannot even locate the stupid manual on most of the tech gadgets I buy. And, another knock of my lunacy comes when I just do my best to fix it myself without reading the manual or calling anyone. Yup, I am the fountain of stupidity.
That said, my wife does not read the manual or call anyone - she just hands it to me and says "fix it". Yes sir, those chicks are smart. #gadgethelpline
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Tech support is very rarely free. #gadgethelpline
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me: Hi, um, my computer won't turn on
Intel: Have you plugged it in?
me: Um... no, let me see if that works, I have my doubts though, prolly bugged.
Intel: uh... okay
me: hmm, yea I plugged it in, but it's not working.
Intel: have you tried the power button?
me: Uh... duh.
Intel: uh, are all the cables plugged in?
me: uh... yea, you told me to plug the power cable into the wall so I did.
Intel: Umm... I mean, are the cables plugged into the computer? Like the power cable etc?
me: Oh... I didn't know you had to plug it into the computer, which cable is it?
Intel: umm.. the thick black one, that has a 3 prong plug in on one end
me: ooooh, gotcha, lemme try that, I still have my doubts though
Intel: um... right
me: Hey! it didn't work!
Intel: Well, something could always be wrong with your computer, pull the side off and see if everything is plugged in
me: Sure thing, give me a minute.
Intel: Of course, take all the time you need
*5 minutes later*
me: um, I can't figure out how to get the side off
Intel: Right... well, how about you just send your computer in, and we'll send you a new one free of charge since something is probably wrong with it.
me: hmm.. I just hit the power button, and my computer turned on.
Intel: Great! I'm glad I helped solve the issue
me: So, just to let you know, I was just jerking you around, my computer is fine, in fact, I built it from ground up with a liancool mid tower case, with a MSI NF750-G55 mobo, phenom II processor, and dual SLI GTS-250's. To be quite honest I just wanted to see how well you guys put up with complete fucking morons.
Intel:......... *hangs up*
funniest thing I had done in a while. #gadgethelpline
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.....You're a jerk. #gadgethelpline
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"Prison's not so bad. Y'can make sangria in the terlet. 'Course it's shank 'er be shanked." #gadgethelpline
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I thought manuals only exist so you have something else to turn to after tech support completely fcks everything up.
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... I... I... my... what... Let me type that again.
Asking someone to help you is less wimpy than reading a manual to figure out how to do it yourself?
Shame. You hear me? SHAME and a copious amount of finger wagging to go along with it! #gadgethelpline