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    The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"

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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    Software_Goddess, is that you? #marissamayer
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    Image of skierpage skierpage
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    "I'd do her" is the most content-free thing someone can write. "I WOULD do her"... if what? If by some miracle she found you remotely attractive and let you? If you were given the opportunity by a benevolent misogynistic God who tied her down spreadeagled naked for your pleasure?

    Are we supposed to be impressed by your discernment of female sex appeal? Your all-consuming sex drive? Your exquisitely tuned sensitivity to the slightest swelling of your penis?

    Just go back to your cave and pound your chest along with the other primates, or make humping dog motions along with the other mammals. Nobody cares whether you would "do" any woman or not.

    Its twin "I wouldn't do her" is just as bad. You're never going to have the opportunity to turn the woman in question down due to her obnoxious laugh or her ugly thumbs or whatever, and publicly erecting a huge billboard to advertise "I've never got over getting rejected by girls, but I massage my emotional hurt with counterfactual public rejections of women I don't know" is spectacularly immature. And we still don't care. #marissamayer
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/07/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    She looks like a character right out of Mad Men, like a blond Joan.

    Also, I bet she's married to a firefighter, or a personal trainer, or a professional martial artist, or some other nerd crusher. Just to complete the trifecta of irony. #marissamayer
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    Image of maxentropy maxentropy
    11/09/09

    @Gordonium: I'm a firefighter and a nerd.

    Booyah. #marissamayer
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/07/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    Perfection scares the crap out o-me #marissamayer
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    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/07/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    Come on giz commenters! too many "I'd let you do MY code" jokes, not enough "I'm Feeling Lucky" jokes.

    Also, there appears to be a stuffed camel draped over her monitor. You know what needs to be done.
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    Image of Mr.X. Mr.X.
    11/07/09


    @njdevil: Here I combined! #marissamayer
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    11/07/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    But she has the voice of a man. #marissamayer
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    Image of jrghoull jrghoull
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    the 'wanting to have sex with her' puns being made here just aren't very good... #marissamayer
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    Image of ReynaldoRiv ReynaldoRiv
    11/06/09

    @jrghoull: I've got some Genetic code she work on all night long. #marissamayer
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    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    I'm Feeling Lucky #marissamayer
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    Image of m.dean m.dean
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    Those brains... those looks... and filthy rich. I'm going to tell myself she's an awful person on the inside. Please don't tell me otherwise. #marissamayer
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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    11/06/09

    @m.dean: Same. #marissamayer
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"

    Also, I have to say that this article picture is one of the most ineptly titled that I've ever seen. Seriously, "Googirl?" Goo Girl!? Sounds like some kind of porn-star super-heroine. Errr.... uhh...

    ...

    "I'll be in my bunk..."
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    Image of lessthantito lessthantito
    11/06/09

    @met2art: is that like Spooge girl? cause that also sounds like a porn name #marissamayer
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    Image of MikeSWelch MikeSWelch
    11/06/09

    @met2art: Lets be bad guys. #marissamayer
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    11/06/09

    @lessthantito: Not so subtle... #marissamayer
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    11/06/09

    @MikeSWelch: Subtle and clever. #marissamayer
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    11/06/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    Hellooooo nurse! #marissamayer
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    Image of tucker tucker
    11/06/09

    @psychonaut2021: thankyou
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    Women can be smart and sexy. Its not an either/or. ;)Men DO make passes at women who wear glasses. Fact. #marissamayer
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    Image of Brendan Byrne Brendan Byrne
    11/06/09

    @Curves: bed smart? Freudian slip? #marissamayer
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/06/09

    @Curves: There is truth in that. I was at a grad school event last night and met some damn sexy and intelligent women getting higher level degrees in computer science, physics, all across the board. #marissamayer
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    11/06/09

    @Curves: I just find smart & geeky women to be among the most attractive I've ever known. I'm a sucker for brains. Also, glasses are simply a bonus... for her. She can slip them off and have much less difficulty imagining that I'm equally as attractive as I think she is. :) #marissamayer
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    11/06/09

    @Brendan Byrne: Indeed. (Friday, you know). I fixed it. Thnx. #marissamayer
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    11/06/09

    @Curves: then why isn't she wearing glasses? #marissamayer
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    Image of yuriythebest3 yuriythebest3
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    I want one #marissamayer
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    Image of friedgold friedgold
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Queen of Google: "I Do Code All Night!"
    She also has one of the most...interesting laughs ever #marissamayer
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    11/06/09

    @friedgold: What did you expect. She's a goofy nerd underneath the eye-candy shell. #marissamayer
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    Image of Kyle VanHemert Kyle VanHemert
    11/06/09

    @friedgold: oh my god #marissamayer
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    11/06/09

    @friedgold: Oh Christ, it sounds like she just swallowed the red pill and is about to be unplugged from the matrix as the mercury that "can't be real" begins to encapsulate her. #marissamayer
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    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    03/06/09

    In reply to Google VP Talks About the Future of Search
    She's wearing a Google thong.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    03/06/09

    @tok3ninja: A google thong is a thoongle.
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