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    Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
    Do they need someone to annoy everyone else? Because I'll take that job. I can be intolerable in close quarters, extremely condescending, and very passive aggressive. I also clip my fingernails. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLik...: i think not clipping your fingernails for almost two years would be grosser #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars

    Hmmnnn....trapped in a can with sexy russian women? What is the food like? Can we bring booze? #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
    Two questions arise:

    1 - Will they pay for my trip to Russia?

    2 - Will there be any Martian sex simulation?

    Failure to provide a positive response to either one will yield a negative response on my part, followed by "N*Wëл Hа X*й".

    Note:
    I censored it. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
    A 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars? 520 days, that's all? That's nothing for Americans. Hell, we recently endured an 8-Year Pretend Trip To Democracy. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @bosskev: we're still on that trip. It has a sequel. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @Sunburn_summer, @Bob Autrey, @psychiccheese: Democracy vs. Socialism vs. a Republic vs. etc., I found this fascinating video discussing American government. And, yeah, "fascinating video discussing American government" sounds like an oxymoron, but in this case it isn't. Vid runs about ten minutes; those wanting their political sensibilities challenged/broadened, check out at least the first minute or so. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @bosskev: thanks, I'll check it out. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Volunteers Wanted For 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars
    As long as I don't have to drink my own recycled urine, I'm in.

    Yeah, yeah, I know it's just the same as regular water, you can't even taste the difference blah blah blah...

    but it's just so freakin gross to think about! #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @mattycakes: No problem! You'll just have to drink everybody else's recycled urine.

    Feel better now?
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    10/22/09

    @bosskev: Just pretend they're margaritas. #marssimulation
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    10/22/09

    @Sockatume: "Just pretend they're margaritas."

    Wouldn't even have to add salt to the rim. #marssimulation
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