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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I prefer malts over milkshakes.
    I dunno what that means.
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    Image of meclo meclo
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I could see this as a serious safety hazard...I mean, boobies are distracting enough as it is, but VIBRATING boobies?? The frequency of dudes walking into lampposts/manholes/traffic has just been increased by 1000%...
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    Image of OldSchoolGadgetLover OldSchoolGadgetLover
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Penn and Teller had a good Bullshit show regarding these ridiculous products (penis and breast enlargement products, a multi million dollar industry). Basically, none of the stimulation / meditation / pills / swimming with the dolphins stuff actually works.
    Either live with what you have (like Curves, though I get the feeling she was somewhat genetically gifted), or go get some good old fashioned surgery.
     Reply
    Curves promoted this comment OldSchoolGadgetLover was starred OldSchoolGadgetLover was unstarred
    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    08/12/09

    @OldSchoolGadgetLover: Waiting for "Curves approved this comment"
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    08/12/09

    @OldSchoolGadgetLover: yup, people need to stop being so cheap, bite the bullet and actually buy implants. This hocus pocus doesn't work.
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    Curves promoted this comment thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    @thePrototype: OR they could just realize that the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts, but the size of the heart that beats beneath them.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    @Underscore_Lysdexia: Yes, this whole thread is cracking me up.
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    Image of tenazrael tenazrael
    08/12/09

    @Curves: Yes, I agree... the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts... its the shape!
    The idea of handling a women's heart with all that blood is kinda gross. Sounds like you've been watching to much True Blood.
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    Xeno promoted this comment tenazrael was starred tenazrael was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    08/12/09

    @tenazrael: No, no, no, the heart is more important. For it is the heart that keeps the breasts alive and warm.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I like to strap this to my schlong for some penis enlargement cus a man can never have a big enough pleasure stick.
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    Image of dingus dingus
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I'm disappointed at the lack of a boobiemodo tag.
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Hey girls, you don't need this, I have Parkinson...
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    Hectorvex promoted this comment SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Hectorvex Hectorvex
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Next model to have integrated nipple tweaker built in.
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    Image of Barion Barion
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Mmmm, milkshake.
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    Xeno promoted this comment Barion was starred Barion was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    08/12/09

    @Barion: +1 lol!
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    Image of Necoras Necoras
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    If this concept actually worked, shouldn't a lot of women have massive vaginas?
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    Hectorvex promoted this comment Necoras was starred Necoras was unstarred
    Image of Hectorvex Hectorvex
    08/12/09

    @Necoras: a lot do.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I cant imagine anyone wearing this and not laughing the whole time. Not only is it ridiculous, but it has to tickle too.
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    Image of TheCapt TheCapt
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    'trailed the bra insert'... does this mean dragging it along?
    I think we need to have Curves product test this and give us before, during and after shots to see how well it is working.
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    Curves promoted this comment TheCapt was starred TheCapt was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    @TheCapt: No, Thank you! What if, by some very remote chance, this product actually works? I would so screwed then!
    OK , maybe screwed isnt the ideal word choice, but you know what I mean.
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    08/12/09

    @Curves: I have absolutely no idea what you mean, but I do second that you need to test this product!
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    Image of KVirtanen KVirtanen
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Order now and you'll get one extra!
     Reply
    Curves promoted this comment KVirtanen was starred KVirtanen was unstarred
    Image of Mikekearn: I have just one thing to say: Mikekearn: I have just one thing to say:
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    15 bucks for a device to massage your breasts? Hell, I'll do it for free.
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    Curves promoted this comment Mikekearn: I have just one thing to say: was starred Mikekearn: I have just one thing to say: was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    06/16/09

    In reply to Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts
    You don't need some fancy pants massaging bra to get balls rubbed on your tits...


    1. Go to a bar.

    2. Pretty much anything.

    3. Get balls rubbed on your tits.

     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    06/16/09

    In reply to Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts
    Wow, so God must finally have decided answer Margret, and influenced Panago to do it!
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