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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I prefer malts over milkshakes.
    I dunno what that means.
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    Image of meclo meclo
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I could see this as a serious safety hazard...I mean, boobies are distracting enough as it is, but VIBRATING boobies?? The frequency of dudes walking into lampposts/manholes/traffic has just been increased by 1000%...
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    Image of OldSchoolGadgetLover OldSchoolGadgetLover
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Penn and Teller had a good Bullshit show regarding these ridiculous products (penis and breast enlargement products, a multi million dollar industry). Basically, none of the stimulation / meditation / pills / swimming with the dolphins stuff actually works.
    Either live with what you have (like Curves, though I get the feeling she was somewhat genetically gifted), or go get some good old fashioned surgery.
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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    08/12/09

    @OldSchoolGadgetLover: Waiting for "Curves approved this comment"
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    08/12/09

    @OldSchoolGadgetLover: yup, people need to stop being so cheap, bite the bullet and actually buy implants. This hocus pocus doesn't work.
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    Curves promoted this comment thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    @thePrototype: OR they could just realize that the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts, but the size of the heart that beats beneath them.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    @Underscore_Lysdexia: Yes, this whole thread is cracking me up.
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    Image of tenazrael tenazrael
    08/12/09

    @Curves: Yes, I agree... the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts... its the shape!
    The idea of handling a women's heart with all that blood is kinda gross. Sounds like you've been watching to much True Blood.
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    Xeno promoted this comment tenazrael was starred tenazrael was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    08/12/09

    @tenazrael: No, no, no, the heart is more important. For it is the heart that keeps the breasts alive and warm.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I like to strap this to my schlong for some penis enlargement cus a man can never have a big enough pleasure stick.
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    Image of dingus dingus
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I'm disappointed at the lack of a boobiemodo tag.
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Hey girls, you don't need this, I have Parkinson...
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    Hectorvex promoted this comment SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Hectorvex Hectorvex
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Next model to have integrated nipple tweaker built in.
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    Image of Barion Barion
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Mmmm, milkshake.
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    Xeno promoted this comment Barion was starred Barion was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    08/12/09

    @Barion: +1 lol!
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    Image of Necoras Necoras
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    If this concept actually worked, shouldn't a lot of women have massive vaginas?
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    Hectorvex promoted this comment Necoras was starred Necoras was unstarred
    Image of Hectorvex Hectorvex
    08/12/09

    @Necoras: a lot do.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    I cant imagine anyone wearing this and not laughing the whole time. Not only is it ridiculous, but it has to tickle too.
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    Image of TheCapt TheCapt
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    'trailed the bra insert'... does this mean dragging it along?
    I think we need to have Curves product test this and give us before, during and after shots to see how well it is working.
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    Curves promoted this comment TheCapt was starred TheCapt was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    08/12/09

    @TheCapt: No, Thank you! What if, by some very remote chance, this product actually works? I would so screwed then!
    OK , maybe screwed isnt the ideal word choice, but you know what I mean.
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    08/12/09

    @Curves: I have absolutely no idea what you mean, but I do second that you need to test this product!
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    Image of KVirtanen KVirtanen
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    Order now and you'll get one extra!
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    Curves promoted this comment KVirtanen was starred KVirtanen was unstarred
    Image of Mikekearn says hello Mikekearn says hello
    08/12/09

    In reply to Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
    15 bucks for a device to massage your breasts? Hell, I'll do it for free.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    06/16/09

    In reply to Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts
    You don't need some fancy pants massaging bra to get balls rubbed on your tits...


    1. Go to a bar.

    2. Pretty much anything.

    3. Get balls rubbed on your tits.

     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    06/16/09

    In reply to Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts
    Wow, so God must finally have decided answer Margret, and influenced Panago to do it!
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