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    Image of infmom infmom
    04/04/09

    In reply to Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
    Dunno if it's still true, but at one time all "massagers" made by Wahl came with a warning that they were NOT to be used on the genital region. Apparently the family that owned the company had... issues.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
    It looks like an old-timey microphone.
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/03/09

    In reply to Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
    The main image totally looked like a breast pump to me in the thumbnail.
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    Image of SegamanXero SegamanXero
    04/03/09

    In reply to Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
    These make me even more thankful that technology has improved immensely, and thankful for user friendliness of my Hitachi Magic Wand (best plugin vibrator ever).
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
    Ah yes, devices designed to cure hysteria in women. Gotta love them.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    04/03/09

    @Lite: misses aprilfoolzmodo: Yeah, they never work.
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    04/03/09

    @Lite: misses aprilfoolzmodo: Today newer, more user friendly models are used to cure hysteria in men as well... =P
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/03/09

    @badhatharry: Indeed. Women invented hysteria, why would they want to cure it?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    04/03/09

    @Lite: misses aprilfoolzmodo: They only temporarily cure hysteria. Like a good friend, it always comes back.
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    04/04/09

    I fail to see any problem with these massaging devices....


    (Adds another "check" to her list on why she need psychiatric help..)@Lite: misses aprilfoolzmodo:


    He is historically completely accurate. I can understand how "back in the way way way way way back day when men did even play with women with their hands let alone their mouth, they would go to the doctor to get a 'massage' 'down-there' and be 'prescribed' deceives like these and return over and over for these 'treatments' (paid by their husbands) to cure this hysteria (modern day translation: they were fucking horny and need a really good f**k*).

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    Image of Curves Curves
    04/03/09

    In reply to Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices
    Thank God I was born in modern times. Technology truly IS improving the quality of life!
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    Image of SegamanXero SegamanXero
    04/03/09

    @Curves: I totally agree!
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