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OMG! Ponies!
11/19/08

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Those mushrooms must cost a fortune. That poor lady can't afford any furniture.
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Bokusatsu_Tenshi
11/19/08

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The pic with the lady is so weird...

Of course I know about the habits of japanese sitting on the floor, having short tables and all that stuff.

But on that pic, the lady looks like a giant or something.

The floor isn't tatami, the TV is too low even for japanese standards and that painting on the wall back is tiny.
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OMG! Ponies!
11/19/08

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: She's a 10' tall giant. And that's not her apartment. She's smiling because she is full, having eaten the normal (by Japanese standards) sized people who used to live there.
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overdriven707
11/19/08

@OMG! Ponies!:

she obviously ate a red mushroom and got way bigger and that tv is actually a 60" flat screen.

she just has an enormous door next to the tv.
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Gann
11/19/08

@overdriven707: That just can't be true. If she'd already eaten a red mushroom then that red mushroom would have been a fire-flower.
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frigg
11/18/08

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If I sat on one for a few months, I'd be disappointed if it didn't hatch.
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Kaiser-Machead
11/19/08

@frigg: Ask yourself. Do you really want that kind of obligation?
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Kaiser-Machead
11/18/08

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1UP?
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