So You Want to Watch Porn in Your Dorm Room

Kids are flocking back to college, their noggins aching for facts and ultimate frisbee, or whatever. For some of you, it'll be the first time living in a small room with another person. So, uh, how are you supposed to watch porn? » 8/31/12 2:40pm 8/31/12 2:40pm

This Slimy Policeman Recorded Himself Masturbating On His Car's…

What do you do if your name is Mike Eiskant and you're a policeman in Santa Fe, New Mexico? Masturbate in your car, of course! While talking to pictures of big-breasted women and recording everything on your dashboard camera—for ten minutes, as this video shows. » 4/13/12 1:18pm 4/13/12 1:18pm

Semi-Work Safe Wiimote Masturbating


It was only inevitable for it to happen. Gaming and masturbating go, uh, hand in hand, and this little demo proves it. Update: Okay, it's not entirely work safe, you may want to turn down your volume if you happen to work in a church or something. » 1/26/07 12:15pm 1/26/07 12:15pm