9 Animals That Masturbate (Other Than Humans)

Humans didn’t invent masturbation. We get the urge because our ancestors did too, even back to the earliest mammals and reptiles. It’s likely that as soon as animals evolved brain circuitry that made stimulating sexual organs rewarding, individuals started taking the opportunity to reward themselves.
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This Smart Wearable Vibrator Will Get Women Off Intelligently

Vibrators are typically strong, powerful, dumb pipes. Which is mostly fine! But sometimes you'd like something more... nuanced. Vibease, which is supposedly the world's first wearable "smart" vibrator, claims to have the sort of sexy thoughtfulness that can get any woman off. It's basically a read along vibrator for… » 7/31/13 1:00am 7/31/13 1:00am

This Is What Your Brain Looks Like When You Masturbate

It was only matter of time after the invention of fMRI scanning machines — which track blood flow in the brain — that scientists would start having people pleasure themselves while strapped into one. And so it was that New Scientist writer Kayt Sukel ended up with this delightful scan of her brain at the moment of… » 5/23/11 7:40am 5/23/11 7:40am

Japan Dominates Masturbate-a-Thon: Gadgets Help Break 8 Hour 30 Minute Record (NSFW)

Think you have what it takes to become a masturbating champion? Can you endure longer than 8 hours and 40 minutes? Because that is what it will take to beat the new record set by both Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato of Tokyo at this year's Masturbate-a-Thon in San Francisco. The two finalists went "head-to-head"… » 5/30/08 5:30pm 5/30/08 5:30pm

Steampunk Masturbation Device Invented by Internet Anal-Retentive Nerd Guru Merlin Mann

If you thought Merlin Mann was only good at making up ways to file all your emails into one of 43 correct folders, think again. He's also good at comedy. And masturbating. And steampunk. What do you get when you combine the three? This pretty damn great video. If you're lost, watch it after the jump as Merlin explains… » 4/08/08 8:30pm 4/08/08 8:30pm

Tenga Flip Hole Masturbatory Machine Has Me Foxed

I am ashamed to say that the first time I saw this, I thought it a clamshell phone concept. Called the Tenga Flip Hole onacup, it's a *whispers* wanking machine that opens up so you can clean it easily. It's made of silicon, and there are vacuum and pump buttons buttons on it for you to adjust the side and, er, pump.… » 3/21/08 7:51am 3/21/08 7:51am

The Rubbot Male Sex Gadget is in Beta, Looks Slightly Dangerous

The Rubbot may be on the periphery of gadgetdom, but at the same time it stands for everything we believe technology can do. Yes, it's a male sex toy that allows you to rub yourself silly without using your hands—hence, rubbot. The creators are in the beta stage (beta testers wanted!) and made this video to show just… » 12/06/07 3:00pm 12/06/07 3:00pm