• Gizmodo
  • bestmodo
  • lifehacker
  • kotaku
  • Profile logout login

#masturbator

Gizmodo

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #whitenoise,
  • #dealzmodo,
  • #broken,
  • etc.

New York, 6:06 AM
Tue Dec 22
73 posts in the last 24 hours

FR | IT | DE | SP | JP | AU | BR

Gizmodo Team

Tip your editors:

Editorial Director:
Brian Lam | | Twitter

Editor:
Jason Chen
| AIM | Twitter

Features Editor:
Wilson Rothman
| Twitter

Senior Contributing Editors:
Jesus Diaz
| AIM | Twitter
Mark Wilson, Reviews
| AIM | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Matt Buchanan
| AIM | Twitter
Adam Frucci
| Twitter
Sean Fallon
| Twitter
Jack Loftus
| Twitter
John Herrman
| Twitter
Dan Nosowitz

Chris Mascari

Kat Hannaford
| Twitter
Rosa Golijan
| Twitter
Chris Jacob

Columnist:
Brendan I. Koerner

Interns:
Don Nguyen

Kyle VanHemert

Heroes and Friends

Comment Account Questions:

SUBSCRIBE TO Gizmodo RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
9515 Subscribers
Gizmodo
  • posts about #masturbator more →

    Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled

    Lego Masturbator Machine Will Make Mindstorms NXT Sales Explode (NSFW)
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of theimmc theimmc
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    Just in time for Easter too. Get a few for your next egg hunt.
     Reply
    theimmc was starred theimmc was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @theimmc: Yeah, paint a few faces on em. That should liven things up.
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of frigg frigg
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    I think you're supposed to swallow it, and let it work its way through your system.
     Reply
    frigg was starred frigg was unstarred
    Image of AKAuser AKAuser
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    What came first?
     Reply
    AKAuser was starred AKAuser was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/29/09

    @AKAuser: Don't you mean "who"?
     Reply
    ripfire was starred ripfire was unstarred
    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    I, for one, welcome our Egg Masturbator Overlords.
     Reply
    Hamslicer was starred Hamslicer was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @Hamslicer: *waves*
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Jen Jen
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    I'm more curious why that guy has so much skin peeled off of his fingers.
     Reply
    Jen was starred Jen was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Jen: Obviously from rigorous testing..
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Jen: Or to put it more bluntly, there's probably not too many women who would get intimate with a guy who has some big 'ol nasty ham-hands like that. As a result he needs to take matters into his own hands, so to speak...
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/29/09

    @Jen: "Practice what you preach"
     Reply
    ripfire was starred ripfire was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate: Make sure to cut your fingernails too.
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I always keep them clean and neatly trimmed.
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of vertigo vertigo
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    Ok wait... sorry... go scroll back up and look at the knuckles on the dood. ..yep nuff said.
     Reply
    vertigo was starred vertigo was unstarred
    Image of TheCapt TheCapt
    01/29/09

    @vertigo: That is a man you don't want to f&*( with. Those 'things' are what you get from punching something (usually plywood or thin carpet over wood) very hard, repeatedly. We had a black belt in my army unit that was very proud of his callused knuckles and he could hit shit very hard without hurting himself.
     Reply
    TheCapt was starred TheCapt was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/30/09

    @TheCapt: Totally wrong. You don't punch things with your second knuckles. You punch things with your FIRST knuckles. This is 18 years of martial arts training talking.


    Best guess? Blisters from something. Burn? Fall off a bike?

     Reply
    Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    It looks like egg-shaped Wii-mote covers.
     Reply
    Hello Mister Walrus was starred Hello Mister Walrus was unstarred
    Image of Classic_Ron Classic_Ron
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    this is amazing, i mean i'm glad it stretches because its not all that big
     Reply
    Classic_Ron was starred Classic_Ron was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Classic_Ron: That ensures for a snug fit..
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    wait there's a LEGO NXT Mindstorm Masturmachine? Who oh who would fuck LEGO? Who? WHO?!
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Uhm, let me guess...
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate: If the guess is me, you'd be wrong. I have a strict human female only policy, and possibly super realistic female robots.
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Gann Gann
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: You know you'd hit that:


     Reply
    Gann was starred Gann was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    @Gann: No eyes or nipples?


    Pass.

     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of boot shrew boot shrew
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I'm concerned about that massive bush. You'd need to hack through that with a machete as if you were trying to find Dr. Livingstone.
     Reply
    boot shrew was starred boot shrew was unstarred
    Image of Gann Gann
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: If you're into crazy:


     Reply
    Gann was starred Gann was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    @boot shrew: What's even worse is the fact that if you look close enough you can see the bush has a horizontal smile...


    Oh wait, I mean I didn't really look that closely.

     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    The incredible fuckable egg?
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    Are they sold in quantities of a dozen like real eggs?


    If that's the case you could have a Harem in your hand..

     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    So it's ribbed internally for your pleasure instead of hers..
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of MIKEAWESOME MIKEAWESOME
    01/30/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate: Now if you wear it inside out...
     Reply
    MIKEAWESOME was starred MIKEAWESOME was unstarred
    Image of bosskev bosskev
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    MOM! Why is my omelette so...slippery? Kinda salty too...
     Reply
    bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/29/09

    @bosskev: Hehe. Gross.
     Reply
    ripfire was starred ripfire was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/29/09

    In reply to Tenga Egg Masturbator Has Me Itchy and Puzzled
    This post has "Access Denied" all over my screen.
     Reply
    ripfire was starred ripfire was unstarred
    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    12/28/08

    In reply to Lego Masturbator Machine Will Make Mindstorms NXT Sales Explode (NSFW)
    'the penis is evil and must be punished'
     Reply
    KhaiJB was starred KhaiJB was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gizmodo account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.