Melancholia: Our World Didn't End so Watch One That Will

Even though it's probably safe to assume by now that the Mayan Apocalypse was a bust, we've still got a few more hours of socially acceptable nihilism on our hands. If you haven't already had the (figurative) pleasure, there will never be a better time to sink into the slowly unraveling despair that is Melancholia. » 12/21/12 7:30pm 12/21/12 7:30pm

How to Survive the Mayan Apocalypse: Urine and Mayonnaise

Funnyman and former PC John Hodgman has a hilarious solution to survive the upcoming Mayan Apocalypse on December 21, 2012 and it involves more urine and mayonnaise than is healthy. Still, you don't want blood waves and a dog army to kill you, right? Enjoy. It's so sensible! [YouTube via Laughing Squid] » 12/07/12 10:00pm 12/07/12 10:00pm