Mayflies spend a year awaiting their birth, and then most die after living just one day. Their sole purpose is to pass on their genes, and most never even bother eating...and that's been the status quo for 100 million years.
Clearly, this is a map of the Midwest. But what exactly is it showing us? Localized population densities? A hellmouth opening just south of La Crosse? Warning: The real answer might bug you out.
Furniture dedicated to gaming, like furniture dedicated to beading or sex, allows you to wear your heart on your sleeve. "Oh that? That's a GameDeck/Love Swing/Beading Chair. It helps me game/sex you up/bead." Not much anyone can say after that except "Eww. Why does it smell?"