Jack White is divisive musician. Mayo is a divisive condiment. For some people it’s the only thing that ties a sandwich together, while for others it’s a boring, expensive quest to achieve some dated form of rock-and-roll authenticity that totally overshadows its musical talent. ...Yup!
Remember that no-stick ketchup bottle of the future an MIT professor made a few years ago? Well, the MIT team created a company to sell the super slippery technology, and Elmer's recently signed an exclusive license to use it in their glue bottles. Pretty slick! (Sorry.)
Picture the scene: a truck carrying boxes of mayonnaise bottles skids on a highway. The bottles tumble out, spilling all over the road. Cars, trucks and motorbikes then slide over the eggy mess, in a hilarious Keystone Kops-type situation. Oops.