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Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
08/27/09

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Meat Boat, Meat House and Meat Tank all come SomethingAwful.com if I recall correctly
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Richard Blakeley
08/27/09

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And we can't forget about the Meatini :)
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spannu
08/27/09

@blakeley: Until they make the drink out of meat too, I refuse to be impressed.
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FrankenPC
08/27/09

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ThisIsWhyYourFat.com is the best food porn site on the net. My god, it's like being a crack addict and having a 24/7 crack channel to watch.
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dirtydeer
08/27/09

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Thanks. I just lost my bacon egg and cheese over this.
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MaWeiTao
08/27/09

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Ugh... This stuff is revolting enough to drive me to be a vegetarian.
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Geisrud
08/27/09

@MaWeiTao: More cow/pig/bird/fish/wild game for me!
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NotChoinski
08/27/09

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During a Food of the Fabulous 50's party, I sculpted a meatloaf into a whole suckling pig, with potato in mouth; served on a bed of glowing Kraft Mac n' Cheese.
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Geisrud
08/27/09

@NotChoinski: Not sure if I want to know how or why your mac 'n' cheese is glowing
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deanbmmv
08/27/09

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I make stone henge with bangers n mash. just plonk two sausages upright in the mash, bit of mash for cement top it off with another sausage and viola.
And I don't mind doing it when I go home for family meals because my dad does it too :P
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rogsim
08/27/09

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I'm all for the consumption of large amounts of meat, but some of these look so disgusting and completely unappetizing.
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Killjoy
08/27/09

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A co-worker brought in a Breakfast Cake one morning, a recipe he said was taken from this site - something Bisquick-based for the actual cake mixed with bacon bits, frosted with a variant of white sausage gravy. It was actually damned good in small portions, but the thing looked like a regular cake and many people who cut a slice were expecting something very different.
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appletoad
08/27/09

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This is quite amazing. But I wish I had seen chicken tenders used as construction material.
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Gann
08/27/09

@appletoad: Building a meat structure out of chicken would be like building your house out of cardboard. Technically possible, but not advisable. And everyone will laugh at you.
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dingus
08/27/09

@Gann: Buffalo style drumsticks are the marble columns of the meatchitecture world.
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Geisrud
08/27/09

@dingus: mmmm.....meatchitechture
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Odin
08/27/09

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Numbers 5 and 8 don't look too bad. While likely quite unhealthy still not nearly as bad as some of the other monstrosities. 5 looks like something you could happily finish eating. Most of the others I wouldn't want to even start.
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Raw_fishFood
08/27/09

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I may not have a degree in engineering, or even a degree at all (yet), but looking at these? Yeah, I got a death wish. One that ends in a mouthful of meat and regret. And bacon.
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lefunk01
08/27/09

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I've noticed a lot of meat related postings recently, especially bacon, the true meat candy. I never knew that meat and gadgets could blend together so well
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Kayonesoft
08/27/09

@lefunk01: Too bad Meataku sounds better than Meatmodo. Maybe Hamodo?
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dingus
08/27/09

@Kayonesoft: Baconmodo.
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(Starman) Starman
08/25/09

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"These stickers can never lie."

Meaning it will never get adopted by the corrupt meat industry. :(
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Buford T. Justice
08/25/09

@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: Yes because all meat is evil. 'Corrupt meat industry'? Care to explain how you came by this or are you yet another idiot commenter blathering on about something you know nothing about?

I AM in the meat industry. You want to go after something? Try looking at poultry or fish. The inspections and regulations those undergo are trivial in comparison. Some fish plants are only inspected once a YEAR. Meat plants must be under inspection while in operation, constantly, with not just one but MANY inspectors for all stages of production. Grocery chains are so paranoid about recalls and liability as are producers that we don't play games like that at ALL here. Note this is out of JAPAN.
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(Starman) Starman
08/25/09

@Buford T. Justice: Ok. I sadly didn't mean anything by my "corrupt" comment. In any case, I only meant that as a snide quota about any industry not wanting to uncover the truth in order for profit.

But you have very valid points there. The fishing industry perhaps is even more guilty than meat, with the ineptitude of fishing farms, and in Japan, harvesting whale meat under the guise of "research."

But hey, thanks for reminding me to put a sarcasm tag at the end of every joke I try to make (no matter how lame it is).

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(Starman) Starman
08/25/09

@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: NOTE: I did not mean anything by "corrupt." Only a snide remark about any corporation that you can replace "meat" with.
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Lukasz Fabis
08/25/09

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My rule of thumb: don't eat meat. It's easier to tell if veggies are past their prime.
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fuchikoma
08/25/09

@Lukasz Fabis: Except for beans and legumes, which can play host to salmonella and cause as many or more cases of poisoning than meat. Always wash and cook 'em!
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Lukasz Fabis
08/25/09

@fuchikoma:
Well, any veggies could be contaminated, but that any holds true for any food. Still, brown string beans are a bigger turn-off than brownish-gray-pink meat.
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