i saw something on the internet once where some other flutey thing caused this girl to cough up all the phlemmy stuff. they called it a skin fl. . . hey it's my boss #lungflute
@nutbastard: My nose was once stuffed up bad, and I sneezed, and a hockey puck sized piece of white phlegm came out of my mouth, right on the carpet. #lungflute
Could be worse. You could wear one of these while riding a Segway. In fact, I think Woz is on the phone right now talking to the order department. #headtime
I'm more than a little wary about wearing something with moving parts on my head, for fear that a malfunction will unwittingly mod it into the first-ever Lobotomizer, which, I predict, will make its first appearance in Saw XXXVI. #headtime
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that's the worst. #lungflute
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No.
Go see a doctor.
Immediately. #lungflute
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Damn, why do I even bother with this article #lungflute
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MEN! Gross! None of you deserve to get laid tonight. #lungflute
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There'd a good reason for this to scare you... #headtime
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Well, at least Apple made it look half-way decent. You should have seen the original Xerox made. #headtime