This technically makes you a cyborg, right? And that would mean it would be more acceptable to... umm. "have relations" with a machine, right? #siliconsilkelectronics
I want a wrist watch implanted in my wrist, with a mercury switch that causes it to illuminate through my skin when i make that looking-at-my-wristwatch motion. nothing fancy just two hands and a dot where 12 is. #siliconsilkelectronics
@nutbastard: thats a really cool idea except the really poisonous mercury switch bit... Somebody hits you hard in the arm and you go insane... #siliconsilkelectronics
I have a sensor checking my glucose all the time, this would be a nice progression for it, to not have this round thing taped on. #siliconsilkelectronics
I just want to have the alien numbers count down on my forearm, and I can cackle maniacally in a Starbucks. All those who understand will break into a run. #siliconsilkelectronics
@Kaiser-Machead: Until the MIB show up and blow you into a blue goo all over the terrified baristas, who will strangely not remember a thing... #siliconsilkelectronics
Connected to Wifi to send data to monitoring centers may be a useful thing in patients who are unable to understand or control their medical conditions. But not for me. I already think BigBro watches me. #siliconsilkelectronics
@Curves: Or, you could use it to implant a WIFI detector on yourself. Like the t-shirt. Every time you are in WIFI range a body part would glow! #siliconsilkelectronics
@Xeno: I think the stainless steel colander I wear over my head (to keep the mind control rays out) would interfere with reception. #siliconsilkelectronics
I have to question the validity of their findings. It has been my observation, and I'm sure that of many others, that people who wear their cell phones in a "holster" tend not to be the most physically active group nor do they have the most balanced of diets.
On the other hand, study after study has shown that lack of activity and poor nutrition will lead to poor bone density. #cellphoneholsters
why do i look like a douche instead of having all kinds of shit in my pockets? i have a hip holster for my blackberry(7230), SanDisk sansa, DSi, and psp. and i dont even have a wallet. i carry a notebook with me wherever i go. i hate having shit in my pockets and im not quite ready for a purse.
So if i look like a douche, fine. bone density? that wont bother me for at least 40 more years. #cellphoneholsters
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"Hey, activate that trojan in Tommy again and make him do the funky chicken dance." #siliconsilkelectronics
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accelerometer, then. and, actually, mercury switched can be made very durable and contain minute amounts of the stuff. #siliconsilkelectronics
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i was just going to schedule the appointment for noon and hope for the best. #siliconsilkelectronics
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that could be really embarrassing, farting constantly while i set my watch... #siliconsilkelectronics
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@Curves: Or, you could use it to implant a WIFI detector on yourself. Like the t-shirt. Every time you are in WIFI range a body part would glow! #siliconsilkelectronics
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Now we can all get these? #siliconsilkelectronics
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On the other hand, study after study has shown that lack of activity and poor nutrition will lead to poor bone density. #cellphoneholsters
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So if i look like a douche, fine. bone density? that wont bother me for at least 40 more years. #cellphoneholsters
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