12 Things More Likely Than You Winning Tonight's $636 Million Jackpot

After tonight's MegaMillions lottery drawing, someone could be walking away $636 million richer. The odds of winning, however, are less enticing: 1-to-259,000,000. But that doesn't mean it's not a good investment! Someone, somewhere, someday is probably going to become disgustingly rich. And that disgusting person… » 12/17/13 12:28pm 12/17/13 12:28pm

Celebrities, Athletes and Rich People: Please Stop Buying Mega…

We've already told you how impossible it is to win the Mega Millions lottery, but if you still want to buy it, that's fine! We support every Joe Everyperson out there having a little fun and possibly winning some money. But you people that are already rich? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP IT. JUST STOP IT. » 3/30/12 5:38pm 3/30/12 5:38pm