Its all fun and peeing until some commercial comes on with an adorable little 9 year old girl selling grape juice, and you have your penis out 8" from her face. Then what are you going to do, you sicko?
@TheSonOfKrypton: My brother used to hang out in a sports bar where they'd sell raffle tickets, buy a thrift-store TV, and pick a winner during the game--who got to throw a brick through the screen while Howard Cosell was talking.
@malaklaze: You mean like a motion tracking system that animates a little yellow streak along the predicted path of your urine trail? Or perhaps everytime you hit the quarter back with your stream, a little exclamation mark and angry symbol appears above his head?
I think it's a long ways off, friend. You may just have to stick to the classics:
@Purple Monkey Dishwasher: I went to a bar in CO where the men's urinals were on a half wall directly behind the bar. The bar mirror was two way, so you could make sure no one stole your beer or hit on your girlfriend while you were peeing. Or something like that.
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I think it's a long ways off, friend. You may just have to stick to the classics:
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@PMD: I completely agree: Or this...
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