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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    I get paid 34% than my female counterpart for the same work and am more likely to be promoted. My aggressiveness is considered a positive personality trait.

    I am considered a "ball-buster" and a "go-getter", as opposed to my female counterparts who, with this behavior, are considered "bitchy" and "probably a dyke".


    Thank God I'm A Man.

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    Image of Baron Kanter Baron Kanter
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    ROck the Goldstar Beer!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/16/09

    @Baron Kanter: Goldstar Beer isn't fit to degrease engine parts. It is some of the most foul swill ever poured into a shit brown bottle.


    Never have I had a beer where the first one contains a significant chance of inducing vomiting due to the foul taste. And I drink PBR.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    Drinking a depressant in moments where you require your virility are not recommended. Just sayin'.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    OK, I'm calling Shenanigans on the last one.


    I live on a horse farm. I have horses. The Ex rode said horses. I gave said Ex flowers. I gave said Ex two rings. Said Ex also lived in my house. But I don't see the box where she dumps me for a blind guy with a dog. Do I have to do everything?

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    Image of Darklighter Darklighter
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    Man, if you're going to make a horrifically sexist ad, it should at least be remotely funny.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/16/09

    @Darklighter: The target demographic for the ad are men. I am a woman, and I found it funny, and, except for the last one, completely true. The last one seems to say men need beer to want women, which isnt true, and also suggests its much easier than it really is to get a woman in bed.
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    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    Actually that last one (the how to get laid if youre a guy one) isnt true. The actual process is WAY more complicated and the tolerances are very narrow. Meaning your chances are slim regardless of how much alcohol you give her.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/16/09

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    Image of Eli Sklar Eli Sklar
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    Ah! Finally some good reputation for Israel! :)


    Goldstar is not the best beer around, but it's pretty damn good,

    And I had a chance to see these in bars lately, but they only put them in the mens room :)

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    01/16/09

    @Eli Sklar: Why were you checking out the ladies rooms? Perhaps the posters were on the wall the hole you were looking through was.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    Thats exactly how it is. I love being a woman though, and wouldnt have it any other way.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/16/09

    @Curves: I have a perfect illustration of how men and women differ, but since I dont recall how to embed images, I changed my avatar to it, and it should appear shortly.
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    01/16/09

    @Curves: Just paste the URL for the image and that's it
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/16/09

    @Jesus Diaz: Good, if it doesnt work, I can just blame you. ;) [cid-d942178f1529ff8c.skydrive.live.com]
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    01/16/09

    @Curves: Anything for you Curves. Just enter as below, and all should be well:


    <IMG SRC="Image_URL">


    Capitol letters is key. Hope that helps.

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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/16/09

    @KHAN!!!_GitEmSteveDave: Ok, so, I am an utter failure today. (Giving up, logging out and cursing up a blue streak.) Thanks anyway.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    01/16/09

    @Curves: I think it's the spaces in the URL. Who puts spaces in their file/directory names?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/16/09

    @KHAN!!!_GitEmSteveDave: Lol, obviously I do. JUST LIKE A WOMAN to overcomplicate shit.......(thank you).
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    01/16/09

    @Curves: No Problemo Curves.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    01/16/09

    @Curves: Great illustration. What they don't tell you though is that in the end, it doesn't matter what knobs, buttons you mess with on the bottom one. It will turn on when it damn well pleases.
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    Image of Hilo Hilo
    01/16/09

    @Curves: Like this?


    Men vs. Women in the shower:

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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/17/09

    @Hilo: So true......as I said though, even with all the associated hassle, I love being a woman and woudl not change.
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    Image of scarbrtj scarbrtj
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    "Thank God you're a man." And praise the Lord I'm not a hermaphrodite.
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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    replace urinal with wall/bush and you've hit the nail on the head.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    01/16/09

    In reply to Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
    So men drink beer naked? I knew I was doing something wrong.
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    Image of the_amazing_doug the_amazing_doug
    01/16/09

    @KHAN!!!_GitEmSteveDave: and what's wrong with drinking beer naked?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    01/16/09

    @the_amazing_doug: Nothing, in my opinion. But the people who run the Kindergarten across the street seemed to take exception to me doing it.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    01/16/09

    @FishAroundMyAnkles_GitEmSteveDave:
    Maybe if you didn't always do it _in_ the kindergarten classroom they wouldn't mind so much...
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