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    Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
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    Image of huginn huginn
    12/23/08

    In reply to Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
    Wow, I'm taking a genius didn't design this one in mind.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    12/22/08

    In reply to Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
    Well, I must say I bought a Sonic Boom based on that review and I love it. I think I will get this alarm clock for the passenger side of my bed though. I can use it as a test for future Mrs. SteveDave's. If they can meet or exceed my 148 IQ, little SteveDave should have no trouble taking over the world.
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    12/22/08

    In reply to Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
    What always surprised me was that all these people who have passed these IQ tests and have been accepted into Mensa, all somehow still have someone else signing their paycheck. And then you have the countless dropouts who are millionaires/billionaires, or own and run companies.
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    12/22/08

    @shenanigans: Insanity and other problems plague those with high IQ's.
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    12/22/08

    In reply to Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
    *wakes up to alarm, hits it...hits it again, takes axe and pulverizes it like a zombies head rolls back over and sleeps*
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/22/08

    @brutaluser: I don't think that will work because it's made using parts from a particular '58 Plymouth Fury.
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    12/22/08

    In reply to Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
    A smart person would pull the plug or remove the batteries.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    12/22/08

    @ripfire:


    shhh! that's the only way to break a 140!


    "Solve this problem in as few steps as possible"


    *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH*


    "You have to recall a sequence of - "


    *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH*


    ~pulls out batteries~


    "Hmph. Next!"

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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/22/08

    In reply to Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
    Its one thing to be a genius, they cant help that, but its entirely something else to be a Tool too.
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    Image of melak melak
    12/22/08

    In reply to Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
    Loud noses eh? How interesting..
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    Image of ZeeBeeEss ZeeBeeEss
    12/22/08

    @melak: Nothing more annoying than loud noses in the a.m. my friend.
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    12/22/08

    @ZeeBeeEss: No this is the most annoying sound:
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