Sure, this is a pink phone, but the CKT 6689 also even more girly than that, showing the ladies when they'll get their next monthly visit from that loathsome crimson companion. There's also a courageous BMI indicator that is brave enough to consistently tell that babe in no uncertain terms whether those shorts she's wearing make her look fat.

Other than those two unique features, this is not much more than a basic clamshell handset from previously-unseen Chinese manufacturer CKT. We're not thinking this menstrual prognosticator is going to be entirely necessary around most households, where mounting tensions usually make it pretty obvious when the bleeding's about to start. Around that time of month, guys, just be sure to answer, "No, those shorts have a pronounced slimming effect, honey—are you losing weight?" – Charlie White

CKT 6689 offers more to women than pink [Mobile Mentalism]

Even those of us at Gizmodo who get periods don't understand what the point of the I-PPO menstrual cycle tracker is. If we're going to be adding another device to the cache of electronics we always lug around with us, and all it really does is tell us when we're going to be ovulating and when we're going to be bloated, that's no good—there are menstrual cycle software applications for all the major mobile platforms that do the same thing for less money and take up zero extra space in our pockets or bags.

I-PPO [Innator, via Red Ferret]