I've come to the realization that I'm not a man capable of keeping cables tidy: invariably, behind any stationary gadget in my home there's a rat's nest of cabling gathering dust.
Maybe it's a drawer. Maybe it's a shoebox, or a garbage bag, or a writhing, almost-sentient beast that is going to strangle you one of these days. But somewhere, you're bound to have a hideous mess of cords and wires stashed away. The question is: which one of us has the worst?