Ash: Klaatu Barada N... Nextel... Neckstrap... NeXTstation... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N- Ash: *COUGH* Okay... that's it!
Wiseman: When you removed the iPhone from the dock, did you speak the words? Ash: Yeah, basically. Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words? Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.
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@SEDAGIVE?!: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up!
You see this? This... is my SMARTPHONE!
The 32 gigabyte 3G iPhone. Apple's top of the line. You can find this on AT&T's website. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Shanghai, China. Retails for about a three-hundred and ninety-nine. It's got a black plastic housing, oleophobic screen, and a touchscreen interface. And the next one of you who even thinks of touching me -
And yes - I already do shout that at work. Every day.
@OMG! Ponies!: This ray of sunshine is OMG!Ponies, esq. Ponies runs this whole site. So unfortunately he's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board-certified Shenanitician with a double specialty of Animated Gifs and Simpsonology. I'm also the only commentator currently at this site who's forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it?
But not to worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a Zune. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying you may see me reach for this. It's Vicodin - it's mine, you can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain-management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows - maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
Edited by GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn at 09/15/09 2:26 PM
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Ash: *COUGH* Okay... that's it!
Wiseman: When you removed the iPhone from the dock, did you speak the words?
Ash: Yeah, basically.
Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words?
Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.
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You see this? This... is my SMARTPHONE!
The 32 gigabyte 3G iPhone. Apple's top of the line. You can find this on AT&T's website. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Shanghai, China. Retails for about a three-hundred and ninety-nine. It's got a black plastic housing, oleophobic screen, and a touchscreen interface. And the next one of you who even thinks of touching me -
And yes - I already do shout that at work. Every day.
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The S is important. It stands for Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart!
You got that?
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But not to worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a Zune. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying you may see me reach for this. It's Vicodin - it's mine, you can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain-management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows - maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
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You sir, are my new favourite commenter.
Wish I knew how to "promote"
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Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
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Download smart. Download S-Mart!
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