"Look, we're giving you less and charging more. You wanna know why? I'll tell you why. For each mouse we got four drawers full of extra frills like buttons and LEDs going to waste because of your damned Spartan aesthetic. So, we gotta charge more to store all these goddamned unused frills. Happy? Now, STFU and enjoy your damned unfrilled mouse."
@Rosa Golijan: Your heartless! I read that iPhone post and how you break up. Funny, effective, and downright dirty. I like it though... #openofficemouse
And lastly, there's a button for mapping buttons to other buttons. Simply hold down CTRL+ALT+SHIFT and F12 while simultaneously holding the Button Mapping button and the combination of keystrokes and buttons to be mapped. It's quick and easy!#openofficemouse
@met2art: I was about to say that this thing would be useless without replicating the entire keyboard, but now I know I can triple the mind-numbing-button-madness I simply have no excuse but to order one.
Truly, we need crack pipe to comprehend all of the wonders available. #openofficemouse
I think i will program all the buttons on the left to do the left click function, and all the buttons on the right hand side to do the right click function. And then bask in the ridicule of having such a feature-rich mouse yet wasting it. I love technology. #openofficemouse
@TJ: Beat me to it, but I was going to suggest the author put HER favorite porn sites on the buttons. Then she can REALLY push her favorite button. #openofficemouse
@pdditty: That sentence was completely unrelated to what she was writing about. I would know, I was there.
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@Rosa Golijan: Why hellooo! Fancy meeting you on your article. :)
By the way, I feel I should compliment your articles. Some of them are pretty good, you're giving the other guys a run for their money.
@Duckspwn: See, I came here to scold you for revealing our torrid affair after you swore up and down that it was between us, but then you flatter me...
@Rosa Golijan: So your orgasm was unrelated to the mouse? What is this like a stream of consciousness? I knew you screwed around on the job but cheese and crackers... #openofficemouse
Autocad. Plain and simple. Having the 18 most common commands loaded in, such as l, co, plot, m, mi, pasteclip, copybase, and so on. I would love it. That is, if I could remember which button was which and then consistently hit it correctly. #openofficemouse
@AkronZip: also digging the idea of shortcutting Photoshop/Illustrator tool palettes so i don't need my key-commands...and solidworks, and studiomax...might need to bug the boss about this one
like you said tho, remembering which button was what, and not getting fat-fingered and mashing multiple buttons seems like a challenge #openofficemouse
@AkronZip: This mouse would be fantastic for autocad. I can only imagine how much time it could save with just a little bit of practice. #openofficemouse
@Duckspwn: Loves Approving Reds: I worked with AutoCad for 3 years so far and I am willing to bet that it would be useable. I mean, I use the keyboard without looking at it, so why shouldn't I be able to train myself to use the mouse? I am able to just reach down and type almost all of the commands with one hand when using cad. #openofficemouse
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That's about how I'd expect it to go. #razerabyssus
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Anything less @MSRB at launch would be infared. I have seen ~$30 laser mice, but their laser's die after about 6 months.
So yes. It probably is worth $50, if you want a laser mouse. #razerabyssus
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Thus describing me and 47.39% of all Giz users. #openofficemouse
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You already said it was made by OpenOffice, right? #openofficemouse
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Wasn't there an edit button on here a while ago? O.o #openofficemouse
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Truly, we need crack pipe to comprehend all of the wonders available. #openofficemouse
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Heheh, allllrrrriiigggghhhtt. #openofficemouse
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By the way, I feel I should compliment your articles. Some of them are pretty good, you're giving the other guys a run for their money.
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Ah geez. Forgiven. #openofficemouse
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like you said tho, remembering which button was what, and not getting fat-fingered and mashing multiple buttons seems like a challenge #openofficemouse
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