The One Kickstarter I'd Support Is Michael Bay's Bad Boys III Pitch

We gave up on Kickstarter a few months ago; too many unfulfilled orders of too many far-fetched concepts. It's the internet's biggest—and most expensive—letdown, to be honest. Unless, of course, it's being used to help Michael Bay bring the Bad Boys franchise back with aliens and explosions and oh gawd why can't this…

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The World Isn't Ready For the Michael Bay Energy Drink

Can you imagine the devastation caused by a morning swig of the "Bay in a can" energy drink? Urban Outfitters would have to amp production of denim shorty-shorts to dangerous levels at the very least. [YouTubeThanks, Nick!]

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Michael Bay Just Re-using Footage from The Island for Transformers 3

It's hard being Michael Bay, what with all the money he needs to count and women he needs to objectify. Plus, one shitty, loud, oversaturated three-hour car commercial is as good as the next, so you can't really blame the guy for re-using footage from one in another. He's got robot testicles to design! Frankly, the…

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If Filming in 3D is "Tough as Hell," Michael Bay, Maybe You Should Give…

I mean, who's really looking forward to Transformers 3? Really? Really?! Anyway, turns out James Cameron is to blame, with Bay saying "years ago, Jim Cameron called me and told me I needed to do 3D. I told him no!"

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon Trailer Hits Web Without Shia LaBeouf…

Michael Bay's EXPLOSIVE movie has appeared online in HD, non-bootlegged format. And there's nary a Shia LaBeouf in sight! Hurrah! Released next July, the clip shows Transformers were present at the Apollo 11 moonwalk. Oh Michael Bay... [Transformers via CrunchGear]

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What Your Wedding Photos Need Is a Little More Michael Bay

Turn those personal keepsakes into a scene from a Michael Bay movie. Which movie? Any movie! It really doesn't matter, with the Bayifier generator tool. Just don't be too heavy-handed with the LaBeouf heads, mmkay? [Bayifier via PreSurfer via io9]

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