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Man With Microsoft Tattoo Laid Off, Still Lives By Company Mantra
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02/02/09
02/02/09
You're never going to change the world. In fact, the scuttlebutt around the water cooler is that you don't even change your socks. So go home.
Just so we're clear, we aren't "laying you off"; we're firing you. Your termination has nothing to do with the economy and everything to do with your hygiene and general personal upkeep. You are neither liked nor respected and the smells emanating from your cube are bad for morale.
Here is a box. Try not to shit in it.
Love,
Wm. Gates 3
02/02/09
02/02/09
There. Fixed it for ya.