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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    05:04 AM

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    It seems Lockheed Martin needs to hire more MICHAEL BAAAYYY to sell their products.
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    Image of Fossa Fossa
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    This footage is fake.

    It's probably a mock up which was originally intended to have the sky inserted as the background but instead someone used a ground scene.

    Look at the perspective as the missile sinks through where the ground should be. The worst example of how botched the footage is comes at 1:14 on the first video. The missile at this point has shrunk (presumably into the distance) yet we see it pass in front of objects we know to be at relatively close range.
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    Image of orbitbreak orbitbreak
    12/16/09

    @Fossa:
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    Image of Fossa Fossa
    12/16/09

    @orbitbreak: I'm sorry you have absolutely no eye for perspective.

    Seriously, take a full-scale IQ test and when you utterly fail the POI portion please come back and retract your worthless comment.

    Use the objects the missile passes in front of as a point of reference. There is no way the missile would appear that small compared to things farther away than it.

    This isn't a matter of conspiracy, it's a matter of someone making a mock-up for demol purposes and someone else mistaking it for the real thing. Nothing nefarious, just poor fact checking.
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment Edited by Fossa at 12/16/09 5:43 PM Fossa was starred Fossa was unstarred
    Image of orbitbreak orbitbreak
    12/16/09

    @Fossa: Ah, the old internet strategy of insulting one's intelligence.

    IQ tests are shitty, and used very infrequently in actual psychometric evaluations, so stop trying to sound smart.

    On-topic, you do realize this video is in slow-motion, right? And the sled is raised pretty high above the ground, giving the missiles a ways to drop and fan out to the sides? And that the missiles are very small in comparison to the sled?

    There's nothing remotely questionable about these videos. Not that you've brought up, anyway.
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    Image of Fossa Fossa
    12/16/09

    @orbitbreak: Which is why I wasn't talking straight IQ. The POI portion in particular involves spatial perception and spatial reasoning which you seem to lack.

    I'm aware the missile is less than two feet long. The fact that this is slow motion has nothing to do with any of it. It's all a matter of geometry.

    Do me a favor, estimate the distance from the camera to the launch sled's top edge and the horizontal distance from the base of the launch sled to the line of ground that passes just behind the top edge of the sled.

    Work it out, even basic napkin math will do. You'll realize that the missile is shown to continue gliding, fading slowly into the distance after it should have made contact with the ground.
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    12/16/09

    @orbitbreak: Here, maybe this will help you visualize it. This is from a head on perspective.

    The moment the missile disappears behind the launch sled and falls out of sight it is passing across the straight red line. This line meets the ground at point B. The horizontal distance from the sled to this point we'll call XB.

    If the missile has traveled less than XB horizontally then when it dips below the launch sled it disappears at point A, impacts out of frame, and all is well.

    If the missile has traveled further than XB horizontally it should impact the visible portion of ground (point C) rather than disappearing behind the sled while still in flight.

    The third option is that the missile has traveled more than XB horizontally and yet it still dips below the launch sled. This means it mysteriously fails to impact at point C and dips out of frame at point D.

    Now, the missile shrinks to about a tenth it's size as it crosses the straight, red sight line. Similar triangles tells us that this means it is ten times farther away from the camera when it crosses this line than when it comes into frame.

    So, look at your estimate for the distance from the camera to the launch sled and your distance from the launch sled to the point of ground just behind the top edge of the sled.

    If the latter is less than nine times the former this means:

    1) XB is less than the X distance the missile has traveled.

    2) The missile is vanishing at D and, like I believe, failed to impact at point C when it should have.

    3) QED. The footage is fake.

    Of course this depends on your estimate of the distances from camera to sled and sled to point B, but again, if you have good spatial recognition/reasoning I think your answers will match mine.
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    Edited by Fossa at 12/16/09 6:44 PM Fossa was starred Fossa was unstarred
    Image of orbitbreak orbitbreak
    12/16/09

    @Fossa: Wow dude, pretty impressive (pathetic?) bullshit generation.

    Email Lockheed-Martin about this and post their response.

    I look forward to the revision of your armchair-mathematics postulates when you get confirmation that the video is real.
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    Image of Gundem Gundem
    12/16/09

    In reply to The iPhone as a Friend and Foe Tracking War Machine
    This is as usless as it gets.

    If there is a building with taliban, bank robbers, serial killers and they are shooting AK bullets at you... No man in uniform has enough time to push this through a freaking app.

    0/10.
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    Image of BlackYoshi BlackYoshi
    12/16/09

    @Gundem: Information on the battlefield = useless according to you.

    Thank god you aren't in the military.
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    Image of Orion126 Orion126
    12/16/09

    @Gundem: Says you but if you're approaching an area with known enemy element I'm sure you or your team lead will take a second to check if a push message was received. 1 second to check to save a life or two? Sounds like a win for me.
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    Image of Gundem Gundem
    12/16/09

    @BlackYoshi: Impractical information = usless on the battlefield.

    Ok troll, What carrier would you use in afganistan? Do you expect every marine to dish out $200 for an Iphone? What are the chances of fucking reception? I don't have reception in Malibu or Hollywood and you speak of "information on battlefield" while in the mountains of Afghanistan.

    When you are under fire, loud shout, bullets bouncing. the last thing you think about is taking out your iphone and hoping/crossing yoru fingers that your partners would either feel the vibration or hear their JLo ringtone.
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    Image of Gundem Gundem
    12/16/09

    @Orion126: Read my answer to your troll friend.
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    Image of retrac retrac
    12/16/09

    @Gundem: True, but its a B.F.T. none the less. One thing you may have over looked (not that im defending the trolling going on here) Is the implementation of a 9-line... or a call for fire mission. Duck behind some cover... fill in the blanks and no more sniper on the hill (or squad+ size element on the ridge line). Never put a price on your own life was my saying when getting personal gear. Just food for thought, cause I know I wouldn't mind putting my finger on a map and designating "This is where the bad guys are shooting at me" and hear that wonderful roar of fast movers over my head.

    edit: Of course... it would have to work that way for me to ever think about using it... otherwise its just another piece of gear I have to keep up with (or make someone else keep up with)
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    Gundem promoted this comment Edited by retrac at 12/16/09 5:45 PM retrac was starred retrac was unstarred
    Image of Bwehngamun Bwehngamun
    12/16/09

    @Gundem: It's being retrofitted for the military specifically. I'm sure it will use a private military service probably provided by satellite or something to connect the devices.
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    Gundem promoted this comment Bwehngamun was starred Bwehngamun was unstarred
    Image of Craig Barabas Craig Barabas
    12/16/09

    @Gundem: They could mount the phone on the gun (like how the heartbeat sensor is mounted in MW2). It is basicily a real world mini-map.
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    Gundem promoted this comment Craig Barabas was starred Craig Barabas was unstarred
    Image of SJRNWT SJRNWT
    12/16/09

    @Gundem: Dude relax. Obviously if they had this it would be gov't funded. As for reception, maybe it's possible for a tower to be built, maybe it's not.

    Have you even considered for a second that maybe, just maybe they would use this while they weren't under fire as a precautionary application?

    Seriously, there's no need to be a dick to those 2 other users man. They're just pitching a new idea and working out the kinks.
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    Gundem promoted this comment SJRNWT was starred SJRNWT was unstarred
    Image of Henry Tang Henry Tang
    12/16/09

    @Gundem:

    Wow, your ignorance and discourtesy to others is appalling.

    I'm a US Army Captain, and I laughed out loud when I read your ignorant comments.

    Yes, you're absolutely right, who would rely on AT&T wireless signals in Afghanistan? Certainly not the US Army, who would likely use the new and wide range of high frequency radio and wireless technologies it has developed with the defense industry, rather than simple 3G towers that don't exist in the Middle East.

    And yes, not every soldier will carry this. It would likely be Squad Leaders, Platoon Leaders, Captains, and their Radio Officers, the people who need to know information and direct teams.

    Please don't let your lack of military education bring judgement against technologies beyond your understanding.
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    Gundem promoted this comment Henry Tang was starred Henry Tang was unstarred
    Image of Gundem Gundem
    12/16/09

    @retrac: All of that is true but on an Iphone? I am not talking about a fancy military device. We are talking about an fuckin' iphone.

    Hell, such concept have been visualized in movies and even games (Ghost recon 2) where they seemed more practical then a 4.99 app on a freaking iphone.
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    Image of Gundem Gundem
    12/16/09

    @Bwehngamun: On an iphone?
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    Image of Gundem Gundem
    12/16/09

    @Craig Barabas: Mount an iphone on a m16? .50 Calibur? You gotta be kidding me.

    Remember we a re talking about an Iphone. Not a military device, suitable for battle.
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    Image of Gundem Gundem
    12/16/09

    @Henry Tang: oh my, all these captains.

    I don't care who you are, but the thought of anyone Platoon leader with iphone apps is beyond moronic. you'd much rather stick Ghost Recon Advance war fighter's version of this software which looked much more useful and practical.

    If the military needed such information and software, they would rather rely on more sophisticated, battle hardened and durable devices.

    An iphone would never play a roll in in war. Devices with same capabilities as an iphone and some more, will.
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    Image of Gundem Gundem
    12/16/09

    @SJRNWT: White knighting in progress.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    12/16/09

    @Gundem: I don't think you'd use this while bullets are flying. You'd use this in the much longer periods before and after to disseminate useful information.
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    Image of BlackYoshi BlackYoshi
    12/16/09

    @Gundem: It would be on military communications, just like all the tactical networks they use.

    Laptops, cell phones, satellite radios, etc are used all the time in the modern American military. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
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    Image of Ryanraven Ryanraven
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    I wonder how fast that "high speed sled" is traveling. If it's too fast ground deployment does not seem too feasiable
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    Image of wutlulzky wutlulzky
    12/16/09

    @Ryanraven:

    They're not testing for ground deployment. The test is for a lighter missile to be carried in an air drone
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment wutlulzky was starred wutlulzky was unstarred
    Image of Thomas Thorne Thomas Thorne
    12/16/09

    @Ryanraven: Read the first paragraph of the post again.
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    Image of OMFG! Horny Manatees! OMFG! Horny Manatees!
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    From the looks of the first video, it seems like you would have to drive pretty close to your enemy to hit them with one of those things. Am I missing something here?
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    CaseyG promoted this comment OMFG! Horny Manatees! was starred OMFG! Horny Manatees! was unstarred
    Image of CaseyG CaseyG
    12/16/09

    @OMFG! Horny Manatees!: "skies"
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    Crap, I wouldn't want to be buddy spiked by this thing.
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    Image of fodder650 fodder650
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    Now someone will find a way to mount these babies to a motorcycle
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. promoted this comment fodder650 was starred fodder650 was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/16/09

    @fodder650: Like this idiot?

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of fodder650 fodder650
    12/16/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Thats what i was referencing yeah. And hey look its now posted on Gizmodo! I wonder if i'll get credit
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    Image of Die Fledermaus Die Fledermaus
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    Oh I so want one of these for that driver who will not get out of the left hand lane that I have to pass in the right lane.
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    Image of Dacker Dacker
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    I'm surprised to see the tail fins are deployed when the bomb is just barely clear of the launcher.
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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    Well, I also know what a walk by crop dusting smells like.
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 12/16/09 2:56 PM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of The Dude The Dude
    12/16/09

    In reply to This Is What a Drive-By Bombing Looks Like
    I was sooo waiting for an explosion...especially in that first video. Letdown!
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    Jacubious promoted this comment The Dude was starred The Dude was unstarred
    Image of Jacubious Jacubious
    12/16/09

    @The Dude: OOH, OOH....oh.
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    Image of Ryanraven Ryanraven
    12/16/09

    @Jacubious: Blueballed
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/12/09

    In reply to Aliens Invading Russia in the Middle of Winter
    In Socialist K-Pax, Russia invades YOU
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    Image of Segador Segador
    12/12/09

    In reply to Aliens Invading Russia in the Middle of Winter
    Let them come to Texas. We have the largest fleet of armed pickup trucks on earth, we'll show 'em a good time.
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    Edited by Segador at 12/12/09 3:01 PM Segador was starred Segador was unstarred
    Image of njdevil njdevil
    12/12/09

    In reply to Aliens Invading Russia in the Middle of Winter
    Take you to our leader? EAT LIGHTSABER ALIEN SCUM!
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    tande04 promoted this comment njdevil was starred njdevil was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/12/09

    In reply to Aliens Invading Russia in the Middle of Winter
    They're Ice Pirates here to steal our frozen water..
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