Star Wars Mini-Lightsabre Requires Obligatory "Swooosh" Mouth Effects

According to the manufacturer, this $45 Star Wars USB Lightsabre, which connects to the USB port to charge up its battery and glows in the dark with a blue light, is "a lamp". Sure. Whatever. We see it and the only thing we can imagine is a mini-Jedi mini-duel to mini-death, doing mouth sound effects. And actually, it's… » 8/22/08 10:30am 8/22/08 10:30am