Apparently the National Costume Competition of the Miss Universe Pageant is largely a crash course in cultural stereotypes. While some contestants donned more traditional clothing from their home countries, others created extravagant costumes roughly inspired by their heritage. And Miss USA showcased two of the most…
Listen to Miss Alabama (second-place Miss USA!) share her expertise on American Freedoms and why they needed to be erased with wholesale surveillance of phone calls and texts, so that she can feel more safe when going "to the movies" or "to the mall," in Alabama.
According to Deadspin's Timothy Burke—who reportedly has never wore a swimsuit and high heels on a catwalk—Miss Utah gave the worst answer in a Miss USA beauty pageant since Miss South Carolina: "Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."