Romney Staffers Publish Sad Victory Website by Mistake

On Tuesday, President Barack Obama was re-elected, which means, of course, that Mitt Romney lost. But if Romney had won, the president-elect would have needed a website. It makes sense that his staffers would have prepared one. But if the fool who accidentally published it wasn't already out of a job, well, he should… » 11/08/12 10:27am 11/08/12 10:27am

How Mitt Romney's Plane Gets Stripped of Mitt Romney Now That He Lost

We all know that Air Force One transports the President around but what about the presidential candidate? Well for Mitt Romney, he used an airplane from a small airplane company in Michigan who will get it back now and have to "de-Romneyize" it: strip the logos, change the seats and clean it up. » 11/06/12 11:45pm 11/06/12 11:45pm

Here's What the Internet Thinks About Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

If you want to know the Internet's temperature on Obama and Romney in the race to become the next President, just check out this snazzy 2012 Election Mood Meter tool. It smartly calculates and analyzes real-time tweets to figure out which direction each candidate is trending. » 10/22/12 9:00pm 10/22/12 9:00pm

Romney 2012 Becomes First Political Campaign to Buy a Twitter Trending…

In what is by all accounts a pathetic bid for social currency, Mitt Romney's campaign has officially become the first political campaign to buy a trending topic on Twitter. » 8/29/12 11:30pm 8/29/12 11:30pm

Mitt Romney Breaks Facebook Rules With Self-Promoting Cover Photo

Oh, Mitt. This feels almost too easy. First you launched that self-promoting iPhone app that misspelled America. AMERICA! The country you're trying to convince us to let you run. I can understand a typo—but good god, double-check the important shit, man. » 7/13/12 7:40pm 7/13/12 7:40pm

Mitt Romney's New App Misspells America, Twitter Goes Wild

Mitt Romney's new iPhone app, With Mitt, "lets you customize photos with a variety of Mitt-inspired artistic frames." Slogans like "Believe in America," "Obama Isn't Working," and "I'm a Mom for Mitt" are just a few of the Mitt-tastic phrases that can be slapped on your iPhone photos, proudly pronouncing your support… » 5/29/12 11:20pm 5/29/12 11:20pm

Obama Takes Requests for Spotify Playlist; Romney to Follow Suit?

President Barack Obama and former Massachusetts governer Mitt Romney will go head to head in the 2012 presidential election, as you're probably all too aware, given that this campaign already feels like it's been going on for five years. » 5/04/12 11:00pm 5/04/12 11:00pm

Mitt Romney Gets Screwed Santorum-Style on Google

Looks like Rick Santorum's not the only Republican frontrunner to have a "Google" problem. Mitt Romney has one now, too. If you Google "Romney", the third search result is SpreadingRomney.com, which provides hapless browsers with a not-so-flattering definition for the candidate's name. Because internet. » 2/15/12 4:00pm 2/15/12 4:00pm

Men Who Want To Be President Are Arguing Over a Moon Colony

Last night's presidential debate didn't bring much unseen material forth from the GOP contenders, but new rivals Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney butted heads over one very pertinent issue: the moon. Should we mine it for moon minerals? Let's argue. » 12/11/11 9:31am 12/11/11 9:31am

Mac vs. PC: The Republicans


Giz is fair and balanced, so here's Mac vs. PC, Republican-style. Huckabee's a PC (duh); Ron Paul is PC (no Linux?); Mitt Romney somehow manages to slide in both (surprise!); and McCain is a Luddite who doesn't touch the bizarre, blinking gizmos. [Yahoo!] » 2/04/08 6:10pm 2/04/08 6:10pm

Super Tuesday Tech Special: Republican Edition

Click to viewTomorrow is Super Tuesday, meaning that from among the three Republican candidates (four if you count good ol' Ron Paul), a Republican presidential candidate should emerge. Since we're most interested in how the candidates stand on technology matters, we've presented them below. Now, we're not going to… » 2/04/08 12:00pm 2/04/08 12:00pm