I used to work for "Banisco" and at the time there was a rumor that if you turned the face of a R*tz cracker a certain way you could see the word "sex". We cracked into a pallet (with dip and cheese of course) and hundreds of angles and dips later, we never saw the word sex anywhere. What a let down.
@OMG! Ponies!: How is that a fail? I think that's some pretty advanced face recognition right there. Just wait until it's used to catch terrorists with cookie dough smeared on their faces in an attempt to avoid the traditional FR software in use at the airports currently. You just wait.
So math class had questions like "Paul's dad bought a half-case of Rolling Rock. If he drinks two-thirds of the half-case after dinner, how many times will Paul's mom claim that she 'just fell down the stairs'?"
Now, before anyone goes there, know that, right off the bat, the top video on that link is titled "Rectum Pooper Scooper". Um, Ponies? Is that what you meant by plays all day "in every way"?
And this is why I love Bill Gates. He's got the money and status to eat anything he wants in any restaurant in the world... and yet he orders off the value menu. I mean, honestly, I've spent more than that for lunch and it wasn't in NY.
I wonder what the tip was though. I had a friend in college that worked as a caddy at a golf course he goes to, said he only paid the normal caddy fee of like $50 or whatever it was but tipped $100 a hole.
Well I don't know about Tao but Blaggard's Pub on West 38th has some awesome burgers. One bite and I was instantly taken back to all those family summer cookouts growing up. I gotta get back over there one of these days for another one. Needless to say it was much less than $24 dollars .
@92BuickLeSabre: "... Stouffer's Lasagna ... for dinner ..."
@anexanhume: "... the industrial size for ten bucks and feed yourself for a week ..."
Agreed, gentlemen! And you've convinced me, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to go fix for myself right now, one of those industrial sized ones. And it surely WILL last me for a full meal.
Wait. Did you say a week? Uh...
* needs to reassess his previous weight loss victory *
WE care? Gizmodo wasted a post? They were bored? They want to bash microsoft? They want to bash bill gates? They feel sad because they cant get any more info on OnLive so they want to fill there lives with some random shit? Poster is drunk?
@ZetaCrossfire: You're worked up? You need to stop drinking coffee in the afternoon? You get tense when someone doesn't like what you do? You're the missing child of Bill and Melinda? You feel like everything in this world must serve a true and original purpose?
@bosskev: The logical conclusion is that Bill Gates now owns Gizmodo and is using it like a Facebook status update - "Bill Gates is eating lunch", "Bill Gates is watching 'Dancing with the Stars'", etc. etc.
In other news, Bill Gates now owns that restaurant. And most of Manhattan. And my left kidney, just in case he needs one.
@ZetaCrossfire: I would expect a worthless comment like that out of a new poster or a Facebooker, not someone with 20 followers. But, I guess that's why Gawker tells me you have no friends.
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Or eat him. mmmmmm. Cookie dough.
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That's some advanced software to be that sensitive!
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Welcome back, Gizmodo!
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How can iPhoto not recognize Panda Pete?! He's only the most lovable huggable rolly-polly panda who plays all day in every way!
Talk about Cupertino FAIL!
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Well, even worse, the rest of the lumps were all ID'd as Edward James Olmos.
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1) Mr. Rogers looks like shit in that picture.
2) What's the deal with the encephalitic bear?
3) You went to school in Latrobe, PA?
So math class had questions like "Paul's dad bought a half-case of Rolling Rock. If he drinks two-thirds of the half-case after dinner, how many times will Paul's mom claim that she 'just fell down the stairs'?"
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Don't talk ill of the Admiral.
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#1, that is NOT Fred Rogers. It's Mr. "Speedy" McFeely.
#2, that is Paul, the Purple Panda from Planet Purple. Everything there is Purple, and all boys are named Paul, and all girls Pauline.
#3, yes, 1.5 semesters before we decided to part ways.
And the answer to your question is "The dishes, if she knows whats good for her".
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You should see his face.
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Out of curiosity, I just googled Panda Pete, came up with this link:
[pandapete.co.uk]
Now, before anyone goes there, know that, right off the bat, the top video on that link is titled "Rectum Pooper Scooper". Um, Ponies? Is that what you meant by plays all day "in every way"?
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Now, repeat after me: "Our father, who art NOM NOM NOM NOM..."
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I wonder what the tip was though. I had a friend in college that worked as a caddy at a golf course he goes to, said he only paid the normal caddy fee of like $50 or whatever it was but tipped $100 a hole.
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I've paid $100 a hole before. Someday, though, I would like to learn golf.
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And some wine.
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@anexanhume: "... the industrial size for ten bucks and feed yourself for a week ..."
Agreed, gentlemen! And you've convinced me, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to go fix for myself right now, one of those industrial sized ones. And it surely WILL last me for a full meal.
Wait. Did you say a week? Uh...
* needs to reassess his previous weight loss victory *
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(#4 is Pizza Rolls. #9 is Hot Pockets.)
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* leaning forward *
Top 10 Frozen Foods? 92BLS, I've never known you to be redundant...unless you're implying there is...uh...some other type?
* props feet back up on stack of Mama Celeste boxes *
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@bosskev: What about Fast Food?
@Shamoononon thinks twitter sucks: Me too. But don't tell my wife!
HEY-OH!
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Ah, of course! Silly me forgetting my basic food groups. As you know, I'm not the fastest puppy off the porch...
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RAM: 512 mega bites
Processor: Chicken Inside
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I had a coupon everyday for a B1G1F lil thick, and I'd get a free drink and fry for showing my college ID.
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God I used to love the hot ham and cheese.
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Feel free to add..
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In other news, Bill Gates now owns that restaurant. And most of Manhattan. And my left kidney, just in case he needs one.
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* holds head high! *
* beaming with pride! *
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* suddenly has only 2 Followers *
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* uhh...down to 1 *
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* places frantic call to Mom not to drop him *
* too late *