Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers Kill Farts Dead

Last month we came across a patent application for a fart protector, but patent applications wont help that fat guy in the Mexican restaurant when the beans start kicking in. Fortunately, help is on the way in the form of an actual product called Subtle Butt. Like the patent application, Subtle Butt uses activated… » 12/21/07 9:30pm 12/21/07 9:30pm

Lumiquest Soft Screen Gives Your Pop-Up Flash Shots That Playboy Look

If you don't have an empty cigarette pack around to make an impromptu flash diffuser for your digital SLR, you might be interested in this slightly more refined Lumiquest Soft Screen. The best photographers know that soft light is the most flattering, and it's not exactly easy to obtain when all you have on hand is… » 12/18/07 1:00pm 12/18/07 1:00pm

Keep Noxious Farts at Bay with the Gas Grabber

Oh good lord. Someone has invented a fart protector. After you've eaten the Thanksgiving turkey equivalent of a horse, some of that tryptophan is going to eventually turn into methane, and you're going to need some serious butt protection like this. This patented Gas Grabber anal pad uses activated charcoal to… » 11/21/07 12:30pm 11/21/07 12:30pm

WTF: USB Injection Needle Scares Mom, Holds a Gig

The USB flash drive has now come full circle, where now it even looks like you can shoot up your data with the Syringe USB Flash Drive. Available in capacities from 128MB to 1GB, it's not hardly voluminous enough to give that warez mule operation of yours a shot in the arm but it might be just big enough for Flat Top… » 8/31/06 1:15pm 8/31/06 1:15pm