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    Image of Seiven Seiven
    05/05/09

    In reply to What Does @ Really Mean?
    awesome, thank you giz for a truly educational article. I promise to tell someone today my email using "amphora"
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    05/05/09

    In reply to What Does @ Really Mean?
    This makes me wonder where Tilda ~ got her name.
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    Image of Andreas Ventus Andreas Ventus
    05/05/09

    In reply to What Does @ Really Mean?
    Jesus, you are wrong, Russians call it cabaka, in English it means a female dog.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    @Andreas Ventus: It's the Southern Slavs that call it "Monkey." The Ukrainians and Russians, go with "dog."


    (Also, from the NYT article)

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    05/05/09

    In reply to What Does @ Really Mean?
    Jesus, you forgot the link to the article:


    [thelede.blogs.nytimes.com]


    (That of course being a sentence addressed to Mr. Diaz, not an exclamation of frustration.)

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Couldn't it just be a bit of both?


    But, as my martial arts instructor once claimed, "Everything is better with a Monkey."


    I don't know what he meant by everything, but many things seem improved with a monkey these days.

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    01/06/09

    In reply to Solar-Charged Monkey Toy Amuses Only Other Monkeys
    Harnessing the power of the sun and monkeys is a foolish act of hubris that will surely lead to our destruction.
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    Image of gdville gdville
    01/05/09

    In reply to Solar-Charged Monkey Toy Amuses Only Other Monkeys
    I'll hold out for the solar powered USB humping monkey...
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    01/06/09

    @gdville: Solar and USB powered? I don't know if I want one monkey to have that much power.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    01/05/09

    In reply to Solar-Charged Monkey Toy Amuses Only Other Monkeys
    If only it drank water from a glass. Then drank more. THEN I'd invest in your idea!
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    12/12/08

    In reply to Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
    Travelocity customer service, how may I help you?
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    Image of AJcorex AJcorex
    12/12/08

    In reply to Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
    "here we have our lead Charter Communications technician making sure lefty REALLY IS loosey"
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    Image of everfade everfade
    12/12/08

    @AJcorex: Love it
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    12/12/08

    In reply to Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
    The Geek Squad in action.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
    Sadly, while Mojo had grasped sign language, symbology still eluded him, so he mistook the yellow triangle to mean banana.


    OR


    Curious George and the Three Phase High Voltage AC Transformer Switch!

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    Image of Darkest Daze Darkest Daze
    12/12/08

    @Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: I remember that book. Wasn't it the one where the man in the yellow hat gets arrested for animal endangerment after they found out he was using George as slave labor in the electrical union?
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    12/12/08

    @Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: ALSO


    It became instantly clear to thousands of Woot!-ers why they got error messages and couldn't get their Bandoleer of Carrots.


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    12/12/08

    @Darkest Daze: I call him the "Pimp in the Big Yellow Hat". :D
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    Image of DontFeedTheTrolls DontFeedTheTrolls
    12/12/08

    In reply to Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
    And here we see how viruses began to spread electronically...
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    12/12/08

    In reply to Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
    North Korean Nuclear Technology Exposed!
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    12/12/08

    In reply to Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
    If you give an infinite number of monkeys and infinite number of cables, one of them will eventually wire a datacenter properly.
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    12/12/08

    @Lite: And the average monkey is still far better than most people at wiring data centers.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
    Get your filthy paws off my server you damned dirty IT guy.
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