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    Puppy Monorail Makes Me Fear for Mankind's Future

    We Want Monorails, These Monorails

    Crazy Human-Powered Monorail Would Deliver You to Work in a Sweaty Capsule

    Comfy IKEA Train Makes Me Want to Move to the Subway

    Lyle Lanley Sells Futuristic Rail System to Ann Arbor, Detroit

    Puppies Taking Advantage of Mass Transit
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    Image of Jonathan Sauter Jonathan Sauter
    05/31/09

    In reply to Puppy Monorail Makes Me Fear for Mankind's Future
    Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail!
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    06/01/09

    @Jonathan Sauter: Is there any chance the track could bend?
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    Image of aManNamedGob aManNamedGob
    06/01/09

    @iheartbaconpornhub: not a chance my Hindu friend
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/01/09

    @aManNamedGob: I hear those things are awfully loud.
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    Image of ZaxxonQ.com ZaxxonQ.com
    05/31/09

    In reply to Puppy Monorail Makes Me Fear for Mankind's Future
    Milk bowl? 0_o Puppies like milk? Aren't ya thinking of kittehs?
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    Image of itchytooth itchytooth
    05/31/09

    In reply to Puppy Monorail Makes Me Fear for Mankind's Future
    As per your request, real puppies.

    [www.monorails.org]
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    Image of metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal
    05/31/09

    In reply to Puppy Monorail Makes Me Fear for Mankind's Future
    Where was this? What's with the music in the background? ANSWER ME
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    Image of metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal
    05/31/09

    @ myself:


    forgive me lord, for the links i haven't clicked.

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    Image of not_a_virus.exe.vbs not_a_virus.exe.vbs
    05/31/09

    In reply to Puppy Monorail Makes Me Fear for Mankind's Future
    I was hoping for real puppies. FAIL.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    04/17/09

    In reply to We Want Monorails, These Monorails
    Considering all the problems Seattle has been having with it's monorail lately I would re-think ever hopping into one. 6 hours stuck on a track waiting for the fire department to way the pros and cons of using a latter to get you out will cure that monorail fever right quick!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/17/09

    @Software_Goddess: Nothing like being caught/stuck on a train w/ no power in the summer. In most of the cases it happened to me, people got so pissed off, they hit the emergency exit and walked the track to the nearest station and caught a bus.
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    04/17/09

    In reply to We Want Monorails, These Monorails
    I call the big one Bitey.


    Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub!

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    Image of edison234 edison234
    04/17/09

    [s3.amazonaws.com]
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    04/17/09

    @edison234: Here ya go:
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    Image of Technoid Technoid
    04/17/09

    In reply to We Want Monorails, These Monorails
    Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

    Like a genuine,

    Bona fide,

    Electrified,

    Six-car

    Monorail!

    What'd I say?

    Ned Flanders: Monorail!

    Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

    Patty+Selma: Monorail!

    Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

    [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

    Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

    Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

    Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

    Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

    Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

    Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

    Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

    Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

    Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

    Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

    I swear it's Springfield's only choice...

    Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

    All: Monorail!

    Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

    All: Monorail!

    Lyle Lanley: Once again...

    All: Monorail!

    Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

    Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

    All: Monorail!

    Monorail!

    Monorail!

    [big finish]

    Monorail!

    Homer: Mono... D'oh!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/17/09

    @Technoid: Yes, that's right, you revel in your song and dance. Just wait 'til you pass through North Haverbrook again...
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