@badhatharry: Similar to the man in this picture, John had a bar in the living room (there was also a very tacky disco ball). He also had a gym in his tool shed. I made full use of it for the first few months but his Arnie obsession (so. many. posters.) eventually creeped me out beyond all belief. However, I digress.
Anyway, one day John-I-frequently-complain-about-being-p...(insert last name here) brought home this Eastern European woman named Vera. He'd never mentioned her before (EVER, and considering we hung out quite a bit that's weird), and yet here she was, cleaning our house, cooking and having very loud sex with a very unattractive man.
And that was Vera. I moved out a while later because I genuinely couldn't bear listening to the this-chick-goes-to-11 orgasms and spanking anymore. #pw747cowlingbar
@NursingDrPepper: Aaah. So that's all that's needed for loud orgasms? I think I used to have a neighbor that had the best disco ball ever. #pw747cowlingbar
Bar pretty modern looking
Female models moderately attractive
but that douche-bag in the middle completely ruins any emotional incentive i may have towards purchasing the bar. #pw747cowlingbar
This is a pretty cool idea, but if you were to get one of these You'd really have to point out to the average person that it's an aircraft engine otherwise it would just pass as an ordinary bar. #pw747cowlingbar
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Anyway, one day John-I-frequently-complain-about-being-p...(insert last name here) brought home this Eastern European woman named Vera. He'd never mentioned her before (EVER, and considering we hung out quite a bit that's weird), and yet here she was, cleaning our house, cooking and having very loud sex with a very unattractive man.
And that was Vera. I moved out a while later because I genuinely couldn't bear listening to the this-chick-goes-to-11 orgasms and spanking anymore. #pw747cowlingbar
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Nah, I'm totally kidding. I only collect hooker skulls. #pw747cowlingbar
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Pilot: Again? Damn that Gizmodo... #pw747cowlingbar
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Female models moderately attractive
but that douche-bag in the middle completely ruins any emotional incentive i may have towards purchasing the bar. #pw747cowlingbar
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