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    Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    That's great, but... my $5 flashlight has a handle on the bottom that flips out, and if you crank it for a few seconds you have a half hour of light. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    A 20-year battery, and a lifetime supply of ugly. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @AmishJohn: flashlights don't need to be pretty as long as they shed light on the pretty things. 20 years of no battery purchases certainly would be worth it to me, but I won't buy one to be honest. It IS a 250.00 flashlight after all. ;-) #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @Faslane's avatar is squished: Read the article. The battery only lasts 20 years if you never, ever use it. It's like my car that gets a million miles per gallon as long as the engine is never started. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @AmishJohn: oops. RTFA to me. Faslane FAIL! LOL

    cheers ;-) #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    Porsches are for cocks. Jeremy Clarkson is right on this point #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @RT100: Whats the difference between a Porsche and a Cactus? With a Porsche the prick is on the inside.
    Bam! #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery

    I'm so pissed at that flashlight that I wanna go cut someone with the Porsche Type 301 knives! #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    ........the battery doesn't LAST for 20 years of use...Rather, when not connected to terminals, the battery will still be able to provide power 20 years in the FUTURE as they figured out some way to eliminate erroneous power dissipation. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: Actually, there is a mechanically actuated membrane that separates the electrolytes until needed. This membrane is what gives the battery a 20 year shelf life. Once activated, you get typical battery life.

    [finance.yahoo.com]
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton:

    If only some people would read the article.. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    11/12/09

    @bselnick: What the hell...Are my speaking Greek? What I said AGREES with what you said. Your explanation of there being a "mechanically actuated membrane that separates the electrolytes until needed" merely agrees with my less specific "they figured out some way". And my "....the battery doesn't LAST for 20 years of use" agrees with your "....what gives the battery a 20 year shelf life". #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @I_have_something_to_say: Read my response above. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: Sadly, the ability to read does not confer comprehension, nor the ability to make inferences based on context clues. The upshot is that the rampant act-first-look-later conclusion-jumping (typically involving an egregious sens eof self-righteousness) gives us plenty of fodder for irony-based meta-llurgy with which to catch them at the bottom. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    11/12/09

    @met2art: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: "Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery" - My beef. In case any of you didn't implicitly understand that. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: that was a hilarious sequence of comments... you just made my day #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @uttc16: Thank you kind sir. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    That's a poor design, from an ergonomic, engineering, and cost perspective. And the flashlight doesn't stay on for 20 years, it just supposedly stays available for 20 years in case you want to use it. I'd much rather have a $5 motion-induction-recharged flashlight that will last 100 years... oh wait, I do. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    Porsche to economy: Screw you. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery

    Sorry, I've resolved not to spend more than $70 on a flashlight unless it can cut off Ponda Baba's arm in a bar fight. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of OtisCabeal OtisCabeal
    11/12/09

    @Scratic: Its a more eligant flashlight for a more civilized age
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    I can not see any flashflight now without thinking its actually a Fleshlight. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @Curves: lol #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @Curves: You know, I thought the same damn thing when it came up on my screen... "20 year Porsche Fleshlight? Hmmm...*click*" Just imagine my disappointment. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @met2art: Imagine Mr Frucci's disappointment. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @B-low: Poor Frooch... enduring the endless Fleshlight jokes. I say bravo, to the bold Frucci, for having the courage to do that article, jokesters be damned! *bows head respectfully* #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09


    @met2art: Courage would be laying with this hot puppy. Incidentally also designed by Porsche.
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    11/12/09

    @B-low: He could cheat and insert a fleshlight into that hole :< #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09


    @B-low: Don't judge me!
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    Curves promoted this comment Edited by bleek at 11/12/09 10:23 AM bleek was starred bleek was unstarred
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    11/12/09

    @bleek: I just snorted coffee out my nose after seeing that photochop. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @Curves: Hey, I tried. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @bleek: Yes, you did and it earned you a heart click. Well played, Sir. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @Curves: Well thank you miss, I'd tip my hat to you, but it would probably fall off and it's really hard to put on :< #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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