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This is What Happened When Muhammad Ali Fought With a Gundam
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05/21/09
Rocky Marciano
49 wins
0 losses
43 KO's
on the other hand
Cassius Clay
56 Wins
5 Loss
37 KOs.
Now which is the "Greatest of all TIME"?!?!?!?!?!
Ali is a fucking loudmouth moron and definitely NOT G.O.A.T., which btw is what the teammates of one Jerry Rice called him, do you think he ever referred to himself that way? HELL NO, one of the reasons that it is TRUE.
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Oh SO true! Hope you saw the rebuild and the preview at the end? EVAs 4,5,and 6!? Holy crap! All those new angel designs blew me away.
Just give me Unit 1. Please!
05/21/09
Now I can't go into much more detail because there's doctor-patient privilege and all but let me just say:
He's a bot, I'm a man
Gonna put him in the trash
Cuz I recycle my cans.
Tin man and me
We gonna rumble
I'm gonna stand
And he's gonna tumble.
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And later on, I saw one of those operas. You know, No theater. And it went on for 4 hours. And when I was walking back to my hotel, they were still jackhammering Gundam. And I said to my friend, "What are they doin'?"
And my friend said "Gundam's tryin' to get a taste of what it's gonna feel like to get beaten by you." And I said, "You're gonna need some more jackhammers."
I beat him
I shook him
I took him all the way down
And now his head
Is a mile underground.
When I'm done with him, there won't be enough steel in that bucket of bolts to make a Camry.
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Robots fear me, they run away. Gundam's scared cuz I'll win the day.
I'm too pretty for this match. Gundam wishes he was built as pretty as me. When I'm done with Gundam, there won't be enough solder in the world to fix him. There'll be a worldwide shortage of mechanics and robotocists cuz they'll all be trying to put Gundam back together.
I'm gonna tear into that tin can and beat him down. World's gonna know Gundam is a clown.
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