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    Concert Hands Teaches Piano with Wrist Straps and Electrical Zaps

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    Image of timothydean timothydean
    08/20/09

    In reply to Concert Hands Teaches Piano with Wrist Straps and Electrical Zaps
    It’s kind of like a cross between Puppet Master, Electric Chair, and Stage Mom. None of which are any good… for children.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/20/09

    In reply to Concert Hands Teaches Piano with Wrist Straps and Electrical Zaps
    You can do this at home without worrying about electric shocks or any additional costs.

    Every time your daughter misses a note, punch her in the face.
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    Image of Isentropic_Storm Isentropic_Storm
    08/20/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You'll have to use soap in a sock. The advantage of this product is that it doesn't leave any evidence to your abusive (albeit effective) tactics.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/20/09

    @Isentropic_Storm: How are your other children supposed to see what happens when they mess up?
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    Image of Parapraxis Parapraxis
    08/20/09

    In reply to Concert Hands Teaches Piano with Wrist Straps and Electrical Zaps
    sounds like something Vernon Dozier would use.

    If anyone can get this reference without using google, I'd be extremely impressed.
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    Image of Avizzv92 Avizzv92
    08/20/09

    @Parapraxis: If I used Bing! would you not be impressed?
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    08/20/09

    @Avizzv92: Bing is indeed the best way to Google. Nobody Googles like Bing Googles.
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    Image of Parapraxis Parapraxis
    08/20/09

    @Avizzv92: I'd not not be impressed, but actually not.

    I tried googling bing, but there's no point to it, unless I like cherries or the sound a bell makes.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    08/20/09

    In reply to Concert Hands Teaches Piano with Wrist Straps and Electrical Zaps
    What ever happened to the good old fashioned private teacher? Although it is hard to find a really good private teacher, it is worth the money.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    08/20/09

    @philibuster: My wife has been teaching our friend's twin girls for free. We're awesome friends to have.
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    Image of Sir Gibler Sir Gibler
    08/20/09

    In reply to Concert Hands Teaches Piano with Wrist Straps and Electrical Zaps
    well you can add that lady to the most annoying spokespeople list...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/09/09

    In reply to Vocaloid 3: Japanese Synthesized Singing Sensation Now Knows English
    Let me see if I've got this straight:


    Japanese Amazons have banded together to form a synth band which covers songs by Scottish one-hit wonders, The Proclaimers. The main Amazonian vocalist is a pretty, doe-eyed, teenage anime android t-girl with a moody and husky voice, and she submits to commands in both Japanese and English.


    I need coffee because this just sounds endlessly fucked up.

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