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timothydean
08/20/09

In reply to Concert Hands Teaches Piano with Wrist Straps and Electrical Zaps
It’s kind of like a cross between Puppet Master, Electric Chair, and Stage Mom. None of which are any good… for children.
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OMG! Ponies!
08/20/09

In reply to Concert Hands Teaches Piano with Wrist Straps and Electrical Zaps
You can do this at home without worrying about electric shocks or any additional costs.

Every time your daughter misses a note, punch her in the face.
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Isentropic_Storm
08/20/09

@OMG! Ponies!: You'll have to use soap in a sock. The advantage of this product is that it doesn't leave any evidence to your abusive (albeit effective) tactics.
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OMG! Ponies!
08/20/09

@Isentropic_Storm: How are your other children supposed to see what happens when they mess up?
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Parapraxis
08/20/09

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sounds like something Vernon Dozier would use.

If anyone can get this reference without using google, I'd be extremely impressed.
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Avizzv92
08/20/09

@Parapraxis: If I used Bing! would you not be impressed?
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Pope John Peeps II
08/20/09

@Avizzv92: Bing is indeed the best way to Google. Nobody Googles like Bing Googles.
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Parapraxis
08/20/09

@Avizzv92: I'd not not be impressed, but actually not.

I tried googling bing, but there's no point to it, unless I like cherries or the sound a bell makes.
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philibuster
08/20/09

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What ever happened to the good old fashioned private teacher? Although it is hard to find a really good private teacher, it is worth the money.
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DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
08/20/09

@philibuster: My wife has been teaching our friend's twin girls for free. We're awesome friends to have.
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Sir Gibler
08/20/09

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well you can add that lady to the most annoying spokespeople list...
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OMG! Ponies!
01/09/09

In reply to Vocaloid 3: Japanese Synthesized Singing Sensation Now Knows English
Let me see if I've got this straight:

Japanese Amazons have banded together to form a synth band which covers songs by Scottish one-hit wonders, The Proclaimers. The main Amazonian vocalist is a pretty, doe-eyed, teenage anime android t-girl with a moody and husky voice, and she submits to commands in both Japanese and English.

I need coffee because this just sounds endlessly fucked up.
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