The 19-year-old, a Nevada native named Sean Stanley (we publish his name in hopes of honoring, not embarrassing, this hero) was wandering nude around the highway until he was ordered to stop by police—at which point he immediately headed into a crowded casino. He was tased by police there in the casino, in full view of a group of children (nudity and gambling, now there's a great family trip), despite his claims that he was a Terminator sent from the future, a wry reference to the Terminator films.

As it turns out, Stanley was actually stoned out of his mind on LSD and pot, though we don't have concrete evidence as of publication that he is not a Terminator. Stanley was charged with indecent exposure and resisting arrest by the police, and honored by us with the prestigious Tracy Morgan Award for Intoxicated Hilarity (hence the video accompanying this story). Congratulations, Sean! [Yahoo! via Geekologie]

What's the point of having app ratings and parental controls when there aren't going to be any adult-only apps at the top of the ratings pile? Who knows. But it's not like you can't just open up the Safari app and see all these photos elsewhere on the internet.

Hit the gallery for a taste of what you missed. [iTunes (in case you wanted to verify for yourself, or if you're in another country)]

Update: He may have taken it down voluntarily because of traffic overload? [Techcrunch]

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It works like those naughty pens with pin ups that fascinated me when I was 11 years old. They were one of my first fetishes: Turn them around and the girl will go from dressed to naked instantly. The ones I was obsessed with used water and floating french lingerie, which disappeared magically, thanks to Archimedes' principle, at the flick of the wrist. The day I saw one of these, I became obsessed with pin ups and corsets... but I digress here.

Instead of water, the Suicide Girl application uses the gyroscope in the iPhone. When you flip the iPhone the girl will get half-naked, turning around at the same time. I wish I could tell you that if you flip it again, she would get completely naked, but no, it doesn't work that way. It doesn't even allow you to pinch either, which is basically the main reason why the pinching gesture was invented. You know, Steve got one of the first iPhones and asked the dev team why the hell he could touch Diane Keaton's boobies but he couldn't pinch her. And right there, the pinch gesture was born.

I know. Too much wine for lunch. [iTunes App Store]

That's exactly what iFloaty is: A new—official—application for iPhone which gets a girl half naked when you turn it upside down. The art is not as good as the old Vargas pinups, however.

Shake Mates, on the other hand, has better graphics (gotta love the stockings) although it's not the kind of cheesecake material I would like in a thing like this. It also has a completely different strip action: To get these girls naked, you need to shake the iPhone. The more you shake it, the more clothes come off.

You know. The more you shake it. Hmm. OK. Lovely. [Macenstein]

Weighing just 4 grams, the Hadaka is Vista Ready Boost-compatible, and comes in 1GB and 2GB sizes.

Product Page [Solid Alliance via Akihabara News]

Some Page [Spiceplay - WARNING - Here be Hoo has, pee-pees, and worse]