Funny, I always thought Jesus lived in Spain, where they make paella for Spanish Thanksgiving, a celebration of the historic meeting of a guy from Madrid who had a flat metal pan and nothing to eat, and another guy from Barcelona who had a lot of rice and seafood but no decent flat metal cookware. They decided to cooperate one afternoon and made supper together, but got into a heated argument afterwards. The guy from Barcelona beat up the guy from Madrid with his fists, until he was purple. The guy from Madrid beat up the guy from Barcel0na with a red-hot slotted spoon used to stir the paella, until he was striped red. Then they apologized to each other and drank a lot to forget their pain and each went home very plump but not feeling very good. This is the origin of Spanish Thanksgiving, and also why Madrid's scarf color is purple and Barcelona's is red striped. Most people never think about Spanish Thanksgiving, partly because it is overshadowed by pushy Americans with their inelegant sweetened squash and homely bean casseroles and common cranberry condiments and quaint ways of stuffing ducks inside chickens inside turkeys and all that, but it is a real holiday, as real as can be, and that is something we can all be thankful for.
@ninjagin: You might forget, but thanksgiving is the celebration of when you stole a country from its indigeounous people. You may dress it up with sales and turkey, but that's what it is.
I know you were only joking but most other countries are ashamed of that kind of past; and tagging on heart-string-pulling 'thanks for life n that' speaches doesn't make it any more appropriate.
@iheartpie: Yes, sorry about that, truly, but since I was born here, I am sort of indigeounous now too. The only "native homeland" I have is Cleveland.
"but really, there are better ways to capture youth attention."
WHAT?
The Rock says, know your role and shut your mouth before The Rock drags your candy ass down to the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive and checks you into the Smackdown Hotel!
Nobody captures youth attention like The Rock, IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLALALALA...! WHAT THE ROCK! IS! COOKIN'!
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I know you were only joking but most other countries are ashamed of that kind of past; and tagging on heart-string-pulling 'thanks for life n that' speaches doesn't make it any more appropriate.
Just sayin'.
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Saw it here on Giz first, and it's absolutely stunning. Well worth the $17 on Amazon.
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A 21st Century Escher.
11/23/09
I'm sure he lists his body type as "average" too.
Someone is going to be so let down when they meet up for burritos at Chipotle.
11/23/09
@Voyou_Charmant: I hope he remembered to flush his suit before taking this.
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#tips
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WHAT?
The Rock says, know your role and shut your mouth before The Rock drags your candy ass down to the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive and checks you into the Smackdown Hotel!
Nobody captures youth attention like The Rock, IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLALALALA...! WHAT THE ROCK! IS! COOKIN'!
*eyebrow*
11/22/09
Him and Steve Jobs need to get together on some sort of collaboration. The People's iMac? I'd buy it.
... twice.