Does Anyone Else Think These Light-Up Surfboards Are an Awesomely Bad…

Watching surfers with glow in the dark wetsuits surf on their light-up neon surfboards in the complete dark is a visual mind bender. It's also completely crazy cause uh... SHARKKKKSS? Could you paint a bigger target on yourself than BRIGHT LIGHTS ALL OVER YOUR BODY. » 12/14/11 5:40pm 12/14/11 5:40pm

AT&T's Spring Phones: Nokia E71x Only $99, Samsung Impression's Got a…

Out of AT&T's six pack of new phones, two got us excited: Nokia's E71x is going to be only $99 (!!!) and Samsung's Impression is the first US phone with an AMOLED screen. » 3/30/09 12:00am 3/30/09 12:00am

Neon Scarface Rifle Lamp Threatens Consequences Beyond Tackiness

You may be tempted to buy the Neon Scarface Rifle Lamp, and you may even notice that it has an affordable $67 price tag. But we don't recommend the purchase because somewhere, deep beneath the Earth's crust, there lives a little mole-like man who keeps a very large list, and people who buy things like this lamp, Elvis… » 11/05/08 3:15pm 11/05/08 3:15pm

USB Neon Signs Add That Greasy Spoon Café Look To Your Desktop

That little USB socket gets put to some weird and whacky uses in the name of decorating your desk, and now here's yet another: USB neon signs. If you're a terminal cubicle customizer, you might be able to brighten things up a bit with these $20 gizmos, available in @, :-) and "bar" designs. Just put the smiley away… » 3/13/08 10:07am 3/13/08 10:07am