<![CDATA[Gizmodo: Nes]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: Nes]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/nes http://gizmodo.com/tag/nes <![CDATA[ Four-Foot SNES Controller Actually Works (For Shaquille O'Neal) ]]> Taking inspiration as well as construction cues from the massive NES controller table built in May, SCAD Inc., which I will charitably call a garage-based novelty enlargement collective, set out to build a giant-sized SNES controller, complete with functioning buttons. A few months later the build is complete, and it looks, well, huge.

The angular, simply-shaped NES controller lent itself well to humongonization, but the rounded sides and shoulder buttons made the SNES a formidable challenge to accurately build at such a large scale. The SCAD guys sure as hell pulled it off though, getting everything from the curvature of the L and R buttons to the fonts used on the control labels almost perfectly right. The body of the controller is cut from wood, and the buttons are connected directly to the guts of a standard SNES controller, preserving the now hilariously small-looking cable and connector. Matt LaBoone, the primary builder of the project, says that videos (hopefully including some gameplay action) are forthcoming. For now check out the full log of the building process at the SCAD Inc. site. [SCAD Inc.]

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Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:30:00 EDT John Herrman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5043619&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nintendo Bikini Requires Acquisition of Girlfriend or At Least Very Realistic Mannequin ]]> Yes, my friends, someone has made a bikini that vaguely resembles a classic NES controller. And suddenly that topless beach sounds a whole lot less appealing. Of course, one day women will go nude except for a pair of gloves. And in that era, we'll be obsessed with thumb to index cleavage (making the Power Glove the de facto sexy accessory). Bonus pic:

Make sure to hit the comments for all of the inevitable Konami code jokes. [Complex via Kotaku]

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Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:20:00 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5038233&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Every NES Game Now Up for Grabs on eBay ]]> Every so often, another OCD nerd realizes they've wasted their life collecting things and/or meets a girl who refuses to cohabitate with someone who dedicates an entire room to 20-year-old video games. At that point, we see epic eBay auctions with complete system collections. Now is one such time.

ebay-nes-4.jpgThis particular auction contains every single grey cartridge released for the NES as well as a couple that were sent to critics but never released (California Raisins & Final Fantasy 2). You don't get the insanely rare gold cartridges that go for ludicrous amounts on eBay every so often, but who cares? You get every NES game! You also get a mint NES to play all these games on.

Sure, at some point you'll realize that this is a huge waste of money and space with all of these games available via emulation, but then you'll just have to toss it back on eBay to make your money back. It's the circle of life. The buy it now price is $3,800 and shipping is free. What're you waiting for? [eBay via Geekologie]

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Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:00:00 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5036263&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Make Your Broken NES Into a Lunchbox ]]> If you're like me, you probably have an old, broken-down NES somewhere in your house, gathering dust while you try to decide whether you should keep it for nostalgia's sake. How about turning it into a lunchbox, which will allow you to bring those warm early gaming memories with you to work or school every day? Instructables contributor fluctifragus has posted a pretty easy do-it-yourself for making your console useful (and deliciously so!) again. All you need is your NES, a rotary tool, two small hinges, some glue and... a Canadian superhero? [Instructables via Lifehacker]

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Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:00:00 EDT Elaine Chow http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5035219&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Theremin Musician Plays the Super Mario Bros. Theme ]]> Watching videos of NES enthusiasts playing the Super Mario Bros. theme on weird stuff is always fun, and here's one of musician Randy George on the theremin. What's a theremin? It's a Russian invention that's also one of the earliest electronic musical instruments ever created. Players move their hands around the Theremin's antennas, controlling the sound's frequency and amplitude (pitch and volume). Randy's working on recording a classical Theremin album—I wonder if it'll include his version of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy as bonus material. [Laughing Squid]

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Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:00:00 EDT Elaine Chow http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5035098&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MIT Students Working On $12 Desktop For Developing Nations' Schools ]]> Forget the OLPC laptop, MIT's new hotness is the $12 desktop computer for developing countries based roughly on the NES. The goal is to create an equivalent of the Apple II from the '80s for less fortunate students across the world, likely to complement the OLPC laptop initiative. The designers imagine schools with computer labs where kids could learn the basics that they could use later in life. And the good news for the students who may someday get these is that gaming is indeed part of the package. [Project Page via Baltimore Sun]

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Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:30:07 EDT Matt Hickey http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5034063&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ iPhone NES Emulator Adds Accelerometer Support, Brings Tilt Control to Mario ]]> The new version of the popular NES emulator for the iPhone and iPod touch now includes accelerometer control for all games. The implementation is very simple: A tilt is equivalent to controlling input in that direction. This means that tilt control can be used in any game loaded into the emulator, but also that some of the controls are pretty much balls. Also, this app does not live in the official app store.

As seen in the video, controlling Mario is fairly natural, though quick turns and exact jumps are difficult to execute (playing Mario with the stock controls is often worse, though). Bomberman sort of works, but in that case—and many others—the old touch control overlay is much easier. Obviously none of these games were designed with tilt control in mind, but a surprising number are at least playable. Add this to the pile of reasons we still want an active app black market. NES.app 2.3.0 with tilt control is available now in Cydia. [NES.app]

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Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:40:00 EDT John Herrman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5030270&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NES Buckle Guarantees Fun Everywhere, Except Your Groin ]]> The Nintendo Entertainment System Belt Buckle may be a) a real product, b) a completely stupid, far-fetched contraption, c) a way to cook your genitals or d) all of the above. Just attach it to your belt and be ready to play with it everywhere and/or be kicked by random people on the street. [NESBuckle]

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Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:45:00 EDT Jesus Diaz http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5028131&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A NES Console Gets Stuffed Into a Light Gun ]]> Modders these days seem to be fascinated with putting the old school NES where it doesn't belong—like controllers and cartridges. At least those mods made sense in some way—I mean this version isn't even the official NES light gun. It's a Super Joy knockoff. Still, kudos to the modder for stuffing your big NES into a tiny cavity. We are all soooo impressed. [Ben Heck Forums via Technabob via DVICE]

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:40:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027346&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ DIY NES USB Controller Plays Games, Contains Emulator For Playing <em>More</em> Games ]]>
This DIY hack does what modders have been doing with NES controllers for years, and then adds an awesome twist. First of all, it's a USB controller that lets you play classic Nintendo games on your laptop. The cool part is there's an emulator crammed inside the controller and it contains all the software and ROMs you need to have a pretty intense retro Nintendo party all by yourself. So far designer Jay Kaye has made three; how about a couple thousand more?

From the look of the finished result pic below, I was reminded of Club Nintendo SNES Classic Controller (Japan only), and became insanely jealous all over again. [Ed's Howto]

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Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:00:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027087&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Multi-Platform Universal Console Mod Plays Everything Modularly ]]> This game console mod does things slightly different from older mods we've seen. Instead of taking an old console and shoving it into a smaller body, this guy made a universal body and modularizes consoles—in effect, turning consoles like the N64, NES, Megadrive, Jaguar, GBA, and PlayStation into insertable "cartridges" that can be played on this main unit. He's only got the N64 working (he says it's the hardest one), but will keep working on other systems until he can pretty much play everything made before 1998 on this thing. [Modded By Bacteria]

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Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5023452&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NES Cartridge Modded into NES System With Screen, Space-Time at Risk Again ]]> I've changed my mind: this has to be the most jaw-dropping NES mod ever, beating April's one. And this time the space-time continuum is at risk of ripping. Modder Darkeru over at Ben Heck forums has twisted reality around by including an entire NES emulator system, plus controls, plus an LCD screen into an original NES cartridge. It got a tiny bit beaten-up during the mod work, but I think we can forgive that because it's so ingenious. If I was wearing a hat, I'd doff it in Darkeru's direction. [Ben Heck Forums]

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Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022343&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nintendo Famicom Business Card Holders Combine Your Idealistic Childhood With Your Sellout Adulthood ]]> What better way to bring your childhood into the present with these Nintendo Famicom business card holders. Your $8.80 will get you one random cartridge or controller, which may or may not be a that really horrible knockoff one made by that one lousy company in the mid '80s. We're looking at you, Ice Climber. If you're lucky, you'll get Zelda, Ballon Fight, or Mario instead. [GameAsylum via Nerd Approved]

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Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:30:00 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5020856&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The NES Controller Apple Remote Hack ]]> An amazing coffee table, a mouse... now an Apple remote? Is there nothing the classic NES controller can't be modded into? Well, probably many things. But this one is at least simple to do and rather neat, involving a minimum of fiddling with solder and wires inside the NES. And you end up with a still fairly small Apple controller with added retro gaming chic. Are we witnessing a new modding culture to rival steampunk, I wonder? Controllerpunk? [Hacknmod— Thanks Joe]

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Tue, 20 May 2008 05:30:15 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391954&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ DIY Duck Hunt Lamp Still Has That Blasted Laughing Dog ]]> 250_april25_020_Medium_.jpgWhen I look at the classic Nintendo Zapper I think of my younger days as a screaming, hot-headed 8-bit gamer, but not Fluffypants. No siree. The enterprising DIY lamp artist looked at the orange and gray plastic and saw a lamp. A few hours and one fabricated cardboard NES cartridge stand later, that laughing dog was back in action, ready to haunt my dreams once again. If this model played the level intro music I'd be tempted to break out the glue gun, but for now I'll just marvel at its brilliance from afar. [Craftster via Boing Boing Gadgets]

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Sun, 11 May 2008 16:00:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389330&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NES Controller Mod, May Just be Most Fun Coffee Table Ever ]]> Forget touchscreen, solar powered or even self-destructing coffee tables... Kyle Downes has modded the coffee table into its best version ever: a retro-tastic NES controller. Just look at the sleek lines, the high quality finish and classy glass top. And then giggle at the fact that it actually works. Don't believe it? Check out the video after the gallery.


Kyle spent months putting this together, starting with a scanned image of his original NES control. This he then simply scaled up, carefully crafting each piece out of MDF and hacking his own wiring onto a broken old controller board. The glass top was the final touch, to protect those giant buttons, and inside there's plenty of storage. I guess if you're up for some giant 8-bit game-controlling action you'd probably need someone else on hand.

So, it's not exactly the highest of tech, but, like all the best ideas, it's a simple one. And I love it. [UltraAwesome via Tech Digest]

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Fri, 09 May 2008 07:40:53 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388846&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ reNESED, The Redesigned NES ]]> Let us make something abundantly clear.

We would buy this reNESED concept by Javier Segovia. As an emulator it would be nice. But just for good old cartridges would be fine, too. Here's a bonus shot:

3d_nnes2.jpgOh, and as a BitTorrent-wielding media streamer it would be incredible. Nintendo, we know you aren't listening. That's why we have Chinese OEM and eBay. [Javier Segovia via Kotaku]

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Wed, 07 May 2008 12:30:00 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388032&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ FC Mobile Portable NES, Because One Screen Was Once Enough ]]> Since Nintendo's patent has dropped on the NES, we're finally seeing all of the Nintendo gear that we could only dream about as kids. The FC Mobile is such a product, bringing a Nintendo Entertainment System into your hands. Reading real cartridges, 8-bit glory can either shine on its 2.4" display or be outputted to a television—all while fueled by classic AA batteries (sure, lithium ion would be more convenient, but it wouldn't capture the battery-burning nostalgia of yore). If you refuse to partake in emulation or your heart yearns for a simpler era, the FC Mobile will run about $40 on eBay. It's a shame the controls aren't just right. [eBay via technabob]

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Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:10:00 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384666&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NES Cartridge Modded into NES System. Space-Time Remains Intact ]]> This has to be the most jaw-dropping NES mod ever ... putting a whole system-on-a-chip NES console clone into an original game cartridge. Talk about how to demonstrate the advances in shrinking electronics over the years! Modder Kotomi took an original Super Mario Brothers cartridge, gutted it and somehow squeezed in all the circuitry, chips, power switches, twin joystick ports and composite video and stereo audio sockets. And it even looks pretty neat. If I was wearing a hat, I'd tip it in Kotomi's direction. [Technabob]

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Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:26:02 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382452&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Car Engine Meets NES Controller ]]> I'm confused, but happy to see this Civic's Corolla's engine block get a cover that looks like a NES controller. When this baby redlines, it sounds like me mashing buttons in bionic commando. Hello! Just build the turbo function INTO THE GAME. Prediction: The urge to punch down on running temperature A,B, and cross pad buttons during an oil change could lead to some pretty bad blistering. Recommendation: Sawzall the hood and give NESTER some breathing room! [Kotaku]

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Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:50:05 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=370032&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Super Genintari 4-in-1 Console Jams Nintendo, SEGA, and Atari ]]> Super Genintari is the latest mega-console mod by Richard DaLuz, a perfect cocktail of Atari 2600, Nintendo Entertainment System, Genesis and Super NES enclosed in a retro-'80s bronze acrylic case, "formed and shaped on a homemade stript heater." It connects to a TV using a single cable, running four games simultaneously, and probably cooks bread with the generated heat—like the video shows after the jump. We talked with Richard about his superconsole mod:

Jesús Díaz: Great mix and cool retro look. Are these regular motherboards you are using?
Richard DaLuz: The systems inside the Super Genintari aren't anything you have to special-order. They're all the same old systems myself and many others grew up with through the '80s/'90s and regularly find floating around at garage sales to this day.

I used the beloved old gray and white "toaster" NES board, a model 3 Sega Genesis, the smaller redesigned SNES and an Atari Flashback 2 for the 2600 portion, since it's much smaller and easier to work with than retrofitting the original board from the '70s. It's still official reworked Atari hardware and completely compatible as far as I know, so all is well. The basic rule was that if any of the systems couldn't play ANY game I threw at it, it was out. I tend to avoid the much smaller "pirate/clone" systems for this reason.

JD: You didn't have to do any modifications to the boards to make them fit?
RD: The only board I really had to do any "major" modification to was the NES, and that was just a simple A/V amplifier mod using parts that can easily be found at any Radioshack for pennies. Other than that, just a lot of tedious rewiring and soldering to relocate the cartridge connectors.

JD: You have any background in electronics?
RD: Believe it or not, very little! I took one class way back in high school that basically just taught me how to operate a soldering iron without burning myself and/or others. (I still can't even tell you what the hell Ohm's Law is without Googling it.) Other than that I have no official training. Just a lot of dinking around by myself, finding out what works and what doesn't. It's an area that I've been curious about since I was a kid and still have yet to pursue professionally. This should be inspiring news to anyone else that's interested in this kind of stuff.

JD: What was the final bill for this wonderconsole?
RD: Mmm. You'd have to shell out whatever the going rate is for the four different consoles, plus about $50 or so for the casing materials, adhesives, machine screws and whatnot. Easily a couple hundred bucks if you're starting with nothing. But that's assuming you already have access to the necessary tools you'd need. (Soldering/desoldering irons, screw drivers, clamps, wiring, etc.) I ended up spending much more than that considering how many changes I made along the way though and that's something you have to consider when you're doing this kind of work. Nothing ever goes according to plan and the ole' wallet ends up taking the hit.

JD: And for how long have you been working on it?
RD: As far as what it's cost me in time... my God, I don't even know where to begin. I've been working on this damn thing on and off since early 2002! Granted I've taken many "sanity breaks" for several months at a time during the process and changed many things along the way, but that's still a long freakin' time. It's hard to come up with a figure for the time I've put into this thing, but know this... I wouldn't allow myself to part with it for less that a few thousand. I'm pretty sure this thing literally has my blood in it somewhere!

According to Richard, the system is very easy to hook up. Just one A/V cable is needed and you don't have to depend on any external transformer: he put all the necessary power in the case itself. Playing with it is as easy as the video shows: just plug in, put the cartridges in, turn the Super Genintari on, and enjoy.

[Stupidfinger —thanks Jenn and Richard]

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:20:00 EDT Jesus Diaz http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379259&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Coin-Op NES Requires Serious Magic Fingers ]]> While a slew of hotels feature sad, generic video game controllers ready to play whatever crappy IP-streaming games the chain may offer, many Japanese hotels were once stocked with these coin-op Famicom (NES) systems. A 100 yen coin would buy you 10-15 minutes of play, which is a pretty great deal compared to the mini bar or, uhh, "video on demand" services. To check out the Super Famicom (SNES), hit the jump.

super_famicom_box.jpgWith the more advanced Super Famicom, players only scored 5 minutes for 100 yen—or not quite long enough to meet Yoshi in Super Mario World. So the next time we stay at the Four Seasons, the concierge can anticipate our request (a coin-op SNES with an unlimited stack of quarters...along with our standard hooker suspended in a giant mold of green Jello). [Business Use Home Consoles via Kotaku]

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:20:00 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379351&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NES Cartridge, Retooled as Harmonica ]]> Anyone who lived through the '80s and had any semblance of cool had their own special technique for blowing in Nintendo Entertainment System cartridges to coax the gray boxes back to glorious 8-bit life. Now one precocious modder has taken this blowing to the next level by gutting an old game and replacing its innards with a harmonica. Consider the dumb video our way of saying don't think so hard now that you're back at work for the week, and that we're sorry you never grew up to become a baseball player/astronaut/cowboy. [via kotaku]

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Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:13:04 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=368586&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mekaniskt Is Table-Sized Robotic Tetris, Needs Disintegrator Ray ]]> The Mekaniskt is a robotic Tetris, an arm that can suck pieces, moving and rotating them to make the perfectly fit in place using Nintendo NES-like controls. The only problem: the lines don't disappear.

This problem begs for some kind of ACME disintegration ray to be installed at the bottom (or like some readers say, a conveyor belt. We like deadly rays better, though.) In any case, it comes straight from Sweden, the Nordic lands of Europe where Earth is ruled by blue-eyed Valkyries and vodka and salmon is the breakfast of the champions, so even if it wasn't cool—which it is—that's enough reason to talk about it. Discuss. [YouTube - The video was heavily edited from the original one. Thanks Scott!]

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Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:23:15 EST Jesus Diaz http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=346561&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Giant NES Controller PC Case Mod...Bigger is Definitely Better ]]> If you liked the Giant Nintendo controller with the built-in NES, chances are you will get a tremendous amount of geeky gaming satisfaction out of this PC mod as well. The case was built as part of a school project by students in Sweden, and the result is a precise, clean-looking mod that cost only $300 to build. Why they decided to go so big is unclear, but it works—and talk about airflow! Hit the link for a complete photo gallery detailing the construction. [Project Page via TechPowerUp via Technabob]

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Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:00:14 EST Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=333208&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Homemade Metroid Arcade Cabinet: Bravo! ]]>
Amazing things can happen when you combine passion with talent. This homemade Metroid arcade cabinet is definitely a case in point. Unfortunately his talents do not extend into the world of directing, so the video is not quite what it could be. Still, the cool artwork, lighting effects, and controller ports for the NES, SNES, N64 and USB are easily discernible. If you ask me, the best part is the illuminated Mother Brain displayed behind plexiglass. Very impressive indeed. [WiiFanboy via Joystiq]

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Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:35:04 EST Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=330484&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Play Famicom Cartridges on Your DS With CYBER Familator Lite ]]> The CYBER Familator Lite is an Akihabara-esque gizmo that snaps onto your DS Lite and lets you play old Famicom cartridges on your DS screen (If you can hunt down an adapter, you can play NES games as well). I think we should forget the Familator Lite is bigger than the DS, and that an emulator can do the same thing, because you get real 8-bit goodness on your DS. It's like drinking Coke in a glass bottle – it just tastes better. The CYBER Familator Lite is expected to surface in Japan next month. [CYBER Gadget via DS Fanboy via Technabob]

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Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:07:57 EST Adrian Covert http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=326202&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Lenovo Phone Features NES Emulator, Snap-On Controller ]]> This is the new Lenovo i909 cellphone, which has standard-issue features like a 2.4-inch TFT display, 2-megapixel camera, microSD memory card slot, mp3 and video player. But it also has an NES emulator on board, and it comes with a controller that snaps on to the phone to make it a little Game-Boy-like device. It is, in a word, badass. The bad news? It's headed to China and only to China. Hey, US cellphone industry! Start taking notes, as this is what will sell geeks like me your otherwise crappy phones. [Unwired View]

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Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:22:59 EST Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=323757&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ultimate 1,700+ Piece OCD Video Game Collection Up for Grabs on eBay ]]> Sweet merciful crap. A seriously obsessive gentleman spent 30 years of his life collecting video game consoles and games, and now he's selling his entire 1,768-piece collection on eBay in one shot, presumably at the command of either the courts or a lady. Just the system list is insane, not to mention the games. Check out these pictures then follow me to after the jump for a sampling of the goods offered.

First of all, the system list:

Atari 2600, Atari 7800, Atari Jaguar, Atari Lynx, Coleco ColecoVision, Coleco Gemini, Coleco Telstar, Commodore 64/128, GCE Vectrex, Mattel Aquarius, Mattel Intellivision, Mattel Odyssey 2, Microsoft Xbox, Microsoft Xbox 360, Miscellaneous APF TV Fun, Miscellaneous Handheld Games, Miscellaneous PC Games, Miscellaneous SC Eight Thousand, Miscellaneous Sega Pods, Miscellaneous TV Games, NEC Turbo Duo, Nintendo DS, Nintendo Game Boy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo NES, Nintendo Nintendo 64, Nintendo Super NES, Nintendo Virtual Boy, Nintendo Wii, Sega Dreamcast, Sega Game Gear, Sega Genesis, Sega Master System, Sega Saturn, SNK Neo Geo, SNK Neo Geo Pocket, Sony Playstation, Sony Playstation 2, Texas Instruments TI 99/4A, VM Labs Nuon.
See anything missing in there? Because I don't. Wait, where's the TurboGrafix 16? And he calls himself an obsessive collector.

As for games, he has, well, a lot of them, including weird rare stuff like the Christmas version of NiGHTS for Sega Saturn and the Gold Cartridge Micro Machines for NES. Gold Cartridge!!! How can you resist?

You really need to see the full list to really appreciate how bananas this auction is. Right now it's at $3,383.33, but the Buy It Now price is $10,979.00. Plus free shipping! What could you possibly be waiting for?! [Auction Page and eBay via Geekologie]

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Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:40:59 EST Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=319409&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nintendo's finally ending their support (read: ... ]]> Nintendo's finally ending their support (read: repair) of the Nintendo Famicom (NES), as well as the Super Famicom, the N64, the Gameboy and the Gameboy Pocket in Japan. You'll have to play those games on an emulator like the rest of us who moved past the '90s. [itmedia via Arcade Renaissance via Kotaku]

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Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:20:46 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=312480&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Classic NES Power Glove Tattoo ]]> We thought we were over looking at tattoos on the Internet. Then Kotaku posts this Power Glove masterpiece. We might have to say it...can't resist the cliché...but trying so hard...

Best. Tattoo. Ever.

What just happened? We blacked out for a minute and someone stole our wallet/pride. [kotaku]

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Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:45:36 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=310615&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sneaker Pimps Functional NES Footwear ]]> Spotted at the Sneaker Pimps tour finale NY, these NES shoes are probably the greatest thing ever. We can only assume they play NES games, and if such is the case, we declare this footwear to have "won." Gizmodo will now give up its quest of searching for the ultimate gadget, and will return to its original mission: a blog focused on the teachings of the character Gizmo and his/her various hairstyles. Yes, it will be a step down for us all. We apologize for this shoe's awesomeness, but retro gaming footwear is a force that cannot be stopped. [flickr via crunchgear]

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Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:15:23 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=310580&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ben Heck Stuffs an NES and an Atari Into a Handheld ]]> Ben Heck, everyone's favorite video-game modder, has gone and done it again. This time, he's gone and stuffed an Atari AND an NES into a handheld portable, and dubbed it the NEStari. As usual, he goes through plenty of detail showing how he did it, and as usual, it's way too complicated for 99% of us to attempt on our own. [Ben Heck]

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Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:35:00 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=292840&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ iPhone NES Emulator Third Party App ]]> A fresh app on Google Code claims to allow hacked iPhone users to play classic NES games. Based on the open-source portable NES emulator InfoNES, the emulator still has its training wheels on. Allegedly, games will run slightly slower than on an actual NES (or standard emulator) and you won't get any sound output yet. We're not 100% sure about its authenticity, but given that the iPhone runs Mac OS X, it looks quite legit in the video after the jump.

In addition to the fact that ports to the iPhone's Mac OS X shouldn't be that complicated, as many programming interfaces are shared, Google Code is open for everyone to review. And needless to say, we are so going to try. And with that we mean: right now. [iPhone NES via Technabob]

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Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:25:49 EDT kthompson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=286617&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NES iPod Remote Makes Fred Savage Proud ]]> If we were to grade a hack or a mod on nerdiness, this NES controller iPod remote would definitely be on the Dean's list this semester. Some guy took a PIC microcontroller, shoved it into the NES controller, and somehow got it to hook up to the 3G and 4G microcontroller port in Apple's iPod. The result: an extremely retro gadget controlling a slightly less retro gadget. [Instructables via Play Gadgets]

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Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:17:40 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=286563&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NES MP3 Player and Speakers Made From a Cart and Controller ]]> People are making the NES controller into optical mice and voice recorders, so why not make it into an MP3 player? Better yet, why not take an actual NES cartridge and make that into speakers and get a horrible, yet awesome NES speaker system going? The only thing better than this would be if the set played all Minibosses, all the time. [Hacked Gadgets via Geekologie]

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Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:20:44 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=284520&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The NES Controller Optical Mouse ]]>

The original NES controller is incredibly iconic, which is why it lends itself so well to being hacked and modded in any number of ways. Today's entry in the NES controller mod-o-thon: the NES controller mouse. Sure, it doesn't look like it'd be comfortable to keep your hand on all day, but come on! It's an NES controller! How can you resist? [Product Page via Technabob]

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Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:15:05 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=281983&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Japanese Famicom (NES) Ads ]]> After watching this collection of old Japanese Famicom ads from the '80s, we can pretty much say there's not all that much difference between these ads and the Wii ads of today. There's definitely more of a focus on the games and accessories compared to the "what do people look like while playing them" ads of today. But in the end, you're not seeing some crazy console alone in a room with a demonic baby. [PlasticBamboo]

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Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:00:25 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=278832&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hand-Sewn Nintendo Entertainment System ]]> Nintendo%2BDuck%2BHunt.jpgThis two week project comes with a lightgun, controller, and two game carts, Mario 3 and Duck Hunt. The sewn TV has removable felt screens to switch the game, too. [Sewn by Blythe]

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Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:47:32 EDT Brian Lam http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=272998&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Gionee NES Phone Lets You Stomp Goombas on the Go ]]> While we wait for Sony Ericsson's rumored PSP phone to arrive, the folks at Gionee have created the Gionee S20 slider, a cellphone that comes with an NES emulator. Not that we advocate this kinda stuff, but, er, you could load up the phone with your favorite ROMs and then hook it up to your TV (the phone comes with a TV out connector) for some big-screen 8-bit action. Lets see the iPhone do that.

Product Page [Akihabara News via Slashphone]

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Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:40:56 EDT Louis Ramirez http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=268486&view=rss&microfeed=true