If Apple is going to bulk up the iPhone for any add-ons, it's better to bulk it up to make way for some method of removing the battery, not some QWERTY keyboard. The soft keys are good enough to use the phone sans slider, so it's a big waste of time.
Oh. Yes. Fantastic idea. It reminds me of a pre-cell phone era erotic story about a woman giving the remote control of her vibrator to a man she'd never met and letting him do his thing as she sat at another table a good distance away (the vibrator was in her). It's in the book Sex Toy Tales, in case anyone wants additional inspiration.
Major props, Jesus, for the Shiny Shiny Sexual Toy innovation.
@skaarj: We all saw it dear. We just didn't want to point out that she had to call herself with a second phone because her boyfriend was a prude like Meatloaf13 and wouldn't call her.
I can't actually believe this article was written.
What a perverse and worthless train of thought. Our society is in serious trouble if this is the type of thing "experts" spend their time studying and propagating to the masses.
Are you serious? You are going to get your jimmies from a vibrating iPhone? Brother.
Color me Old Fashioned, perhaps I shouldn't be surprised that people are so shallow. But, I wonder what would happen if our society took half the time that was spent "studying" sex, or making illegitimate babies, and used it doing some sort of community service, or heck, used it NOT cheating on a spouse and took their child out for ice cream...
Guaranteed, we would have fewer problems, and less addicts trying to cover up their depression with booze or substance abuse.
Jesus this is an amazing article. Yes, you are a true perv and so am I. But how do you get around, "Baby, make sure you have you iPhone fully charged" or whatnot?
Also, I could see this keeping who relationships alive. If one partner is picky about their timing but the other loves sex non-stop then the picky one could send some hot sex toy control in the other partner's direction.
Furthermore by being on something as ubiquitous as the iPhone it might take away a lot of the stigma against gals initiating some naughty thoughts.
That combined with the new video and MMS offerings is really fantastic.
How how would it be paired with iChat with the cam??? I would love to sex-ping a guy at the office and watch them jerk off while they press a button to get me off...
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That must work great with the fart apps..
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Damn, Steve is going to be so pissed at these guys for messing up his phone when he gets back...
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Major props, Jesus, for the Shiny Shiny Sexual Toy innovation.
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What a perverse and worthless train of thought. Our society is in serious trouble if this is the type of thing "experts" spend their time studying and propagating to the masses.
Are you serious? You are going to get your jimmies from a vibrating iPhone? Brother.
Color me Old Fashioned, perhaps I shouldn't be surprised that people are so shallow. But, I wonder what would happen if our society took half the time that was spent "studying" sex, or making illegitimate babies, and used it doing some sort of community service, or heck, used it NOT cheating on a spouse and took their child out for ice cream...
Guaranteed, we would have fewer problems, and less addicts trying to cover up their depression with booze or substance abuse.
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Also, I could see this keeping who relationships alive. If one partner is picky about their timing but the other loves sex non-stop then the picky one could send some hot sex toy control in the other partner's direction.
Furthermore by being on something as ubiquitous as the iPhone it might take away a lot of the stigma against gals initiating some naughty thoughts.
That combined with the new video and MMS offerings is really fantastic.
How how would it be paired with iChat with the cam??? I would love to sex-ping a guy at the office and watch them jerk off while they press a button to get me off...
Now im horny. Thanks Jesus. Gah.