I know the Apple Earbuds suck in the general sense, but Jesus Christ people, not everyone can have the exact same ears.
My ears are weird and thus I can't put a pencil on top of them or a cigerette to look cool, but I'm not bitching at them to make some sort of curved Marlboro for me.
This is exactly why you ladies can also purchase different sized tampons for your whining vaginas.
If this is how things are going to go without Jobs at the helm, I think I am going to have to increase my prayer vigils to four times a day. I am sure this idea sounded great by the fourth hit, but really -- no salad in the office anymore, guys.
I just watched the video on Apple.com showing off how it works, and just from the 3 seconds it had of a computer voice reading the music I was already annoyed. I think this is a bad idea. I think the (now) last gen iPod shuffle was just right. We're getting closer and closer to the iMac Wheel every day.
@thechansen: Or how about songs titles with "733t 5p3ak" like off of Linkin Park's remix album? Go ahead and see what Dr. Sbatso says when you ask him to say "P5hng Me A*wy."
Clever but if this is how they do it, why can't they make it sound like a Garmin GPS, which has a much better voice sound? How do the GPS units do it, by the way? Text-to-speech or sampled sound fragments? Always wondered about that.
@bandit: has to be text to speech, since they haven't recorded the name of every street in the world in there.
The real question is how do Garmin voices achieve C3P0-like condescension when you don't follow their directions: "Recalculating... recalculating... recalculating you fucking idiot... recalculating..."
Name one other company that gets away with redesigning the SAME product every 18 months and is still successful. Plus, she's doing that stupid marketing finger-tint, open arms wide, finger-tent. You had me and you lost me.
The controls on that thing are laughable. Can you imagine how much "clicking" you'll be doing? And pick a new song. We get it, you like indie chick pop.
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My ears are weird and thus I can't put a pencil on top of them or a cigerette to look cool, but I'm not bitching at them to make some sort of curved Marlboro for me.
This is exactly why you ladies can also purchase different sized tampons for your whining vaginas.
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The real question is how do Garmin voices achieve C3P0-like condescension when you don't follow their directions: "Recalculating... recalculating... recalculating you fucking idiot... recalculating..."
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The controls on that thing are laughable. Can you imagine how much "clicking" you'll be doing? And pick a new song. We get it, you like indie chick pop.
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I'm kidding of course. You people are all beautiful.
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and have an actual display, not some idiot device talking to me.
and yes I know, Creative needs to update their stock.
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