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The HP Chameleon Will Match Your Tacky Tastes

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Curves
03/31/09

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The more I think about this, the more mad I get. Why not call it the "Barefoot and Pregnant" laptop. How about "The Little Lady Must Have PMS" laptop. Why not the "Women are Chattel" laptop? Oh, I know, I know, ho about "No More Sufferage For Mindless Ladies" laptop. I am so seriously pissed about this, I am sending this to all my female friends to boycott ANYTHING HP makes.
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RainierWolfcastle
03/31/09

@Curves:

So, you're boycotting HP... over a CONCEPT... created by a THIRD PARTY. And one that will NEVER see the light of day. Have fun tilting at windmills.
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Nick
03/31/09

@Curves: and nobody said HP was gonna take and implement any of these ideas. the guy is just throwing out some ideas. and don't spare INTEL from your wrath. they were part of these shenanigans.
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Curves
03/31/09

@RainierWolfcastle: I love windmills (such clever inventions) and just because something is both pointless AND impossible doesnt mean it shouldnt be done. Its never stopped me before now. Futile attempts at pointless events can be very freeing. You should try it sometime.
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Curves
03/31/09

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As a female electronics consumer, I am insulted that HP thinks we are so STUPID as to want these dumb ass features, especially the weight and manicure postions. Why not just call it "Dont worry your pretty head about the specs and see how it matches your outfit." Do they REALLY think that will sell??? This kind of condescending BS will make me NEVER recomend ANYTHING that HP makes to any of my co-workers and clients.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
05/10/09

@Curves: SO I guess getting you the one for Christmas with the makeup kit on the side is not a good idea then??

just kidding. Don't throw that frying pan at me. Seriously, put it down...
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SirNotAppearing
03/31/09

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So... the blue one turns into a dildo?
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bosskev
03/31/09

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"But it's all good fun at the better sex's expense."
Hey! No expense is too great for better sex. I'll take ten.

Wait. What did you say?
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Tony C
03/31/09

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And wow. A notebook that you stand on to weight yourself... I suppose it comes equipped with a durability level that lets you stomp on it or throw it across the room without irreparable damage?
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IN THE FACE!
03/31/09

@Tony C: Actually, they just send you a new one every month...

Zing!

*runs*
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Tony C
03/31/09

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10 megapixel webcam, eh? Guess that's for the DIY amateur porn stars. Nice.
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IN THE FACE!
03/31/09

@Tony C: Even without your post I'm sure Jezebel is/would have a field day on this one, did you notice the one with footprints on it... Bathroom scale? really? no, seriously! REALLY?
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Nick
03/31/09

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hahaha, i surprised the guy didn't just put an apple logo on it and call it quits. that would have been classic pwnd.
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Nick
03/31/09

@Nick: i am*
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IN THE FACE!
03/31/09

@Nick: No your not.
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Nick
03/31/09

@bpapa9013 - Is now an ego maniac thanks to his new star ->: yes i am
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92BuickLeSabre
03/31/09

@Nick: No, pretty sure you're not.
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Nick
03/31/09

@92BuickLeSabre: well, now i am starting to doubt myself.
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92BuickLeSabre
03/31/09

@Nick: See what I mean?
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Nick
03/31/09

@92BuickLeSabre: thank you for me showing me the err of my ways.
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