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    Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
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    12/11/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    they do realize megapixels have no nutritional value, right?
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    R. Kelly recommends Nikon
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    Image of Skreenname Skreenname
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    The girl in front/on the left is freakishly skinny.

    D:
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    12/10/08

    @skreenname: The third girl, behind them, is even skinnier...


    Yeah, that's right... BAM!

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    Image of mcowan3 mcowan3
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    Caption: "Our camera adds 10 years instead of 10 pounds, so you're better protected from the FBI knocking down your door and confiscating your camera and computer."
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    12/10/08

    @mcowan3: So if it adds 10 years... that would make those girls, what, five years old?
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    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    The Nikon S60... With FEDD Technology*


    *Face and Eating Disorder Detection not only gives you perfect composition and focus every time, but also uses proprietary 3G technology to order pizza from the nearest Dominos, Papa John's, or Little Caesar's.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    Man, that's a pretty nice bedroom.
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    Image of ZLevee ZLevee
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    Realizing their face-detection is too sensitive, Nikon contemplates implementing an ass-detection option.
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    Shoots instantly.
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    Image of BoinK BoinK
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    Anorexia is a horrible decease.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    12/10/08

    @BoinK: I was thinking along the same lines. Curves = sexy for me, but to each their own.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    12/10/08

    @token_y_chromosome: I'm sure she will be happy to hear that!


    *looks around for Curves* =)

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    New Nikon automatically fixes the "problem" areas when you take photos, by using wifi technology to download and superimpose non-"butter" faces on women. This was a joint venture between the Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony Committee and lonely Nikon Software developers.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    My that's a big SD card.
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    Image of Sticky230 Sticky230
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    Where is Ashton Kutcher? Did he take the photo?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/10/08

    @Sticky230: "Where is Ashton Kutcher?"


    Hopefully that useless no talent waste of space is miserable, enduring a slow and extremely painful death right now however he's probably just banging Demi..

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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12/11/08

    @Sticky230:
    I was just mentioning to one of my coworkers that there is no way in hell that I could buy a camera that was endorsed by Michael Kelso.
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    Image of Amplified Hustler Amplified Hustler
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    Watch out David Duchovny, they really are out there...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    12/10/08

    @Amplified Hustler: If it's online, he already discovered them.
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    Image of ishred ishred
    12/10/08

    In reply to Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
    fart detecting??
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    Image of ZLevee ZLevee
    12/10/08

    @ishred: The headline confuses mee too.
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    Image of 2-7offsuit is ioos 2-7offsuit is ioos
    12/10/08

    @Zlevee: I guess because this one detects faces... So you wouldn't want one that detects farts? I know. I'm reaching here. That doesn't make any sense.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    12/10/08

    @ishred: @Zlevee: @2-7offsuit will blatantly pander to you with a ridiculously...: Caption Contest. Try to top their caption.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/10/08

    @2-7offsuit will blatantly pander to you with a ridiculously...:

    "I guess because this one detects faces.."


    The fart detection feature would make much more sense if this thing detected feces rather than faces..

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/10/08

    @ishred: It's the sound emitted when you have two women together doing their thing. (although more like suction sound)
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    Image of ZLevee ZLevee
    12/10/08

    @Git Em SteveDave loves this guy->★: Ah I'm an idiot and didn't checck the tag.
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